How canada was named

[MrMuscle]

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh." "N, eh." "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...

 

[WODIN]

Blame everything on Canada.

 

[beastboy]

I like Windsor.

 

[Assailant]

How did they come up with "Canada"?

Like this: c - AYE? - n - AYE? - d - AYE?

 

[gymrat]

haha

laugh like will.

Soon we will take over the world.

 

[Lumberg]

haha

laugh like will.

Soon we will take over the world.

"soon" means "never" in Canadian

(for all you non-Canadians out there)

JC

 

[beastboy]

Canada was only cool when I was 19...I could drive 45 minutes and drink legally.

 

[Who is John Galt?]

 

[cure]

Actually Canada is a native word meaning I have no clue what it means.

 

[guards]

Actually Canada is a native word meaning I have no clue what it means.

It comes from the word KANATA....which means town.

The first settlers asked the natives what this place was called and they were refering to their towns...Kanata....but the settlers anglisized the word and came up with Canada

 

[Citruscide]

Well... Norway was named in much the same manner... two Vikings Lords were hiking through the Timbers and one says to the other "Look, this is our new homeland!" and the other said "NO WAY!" -- but he had a speech impediment and it came out "NOR RWAY!" and from then on, it was known as NORWAY.

C

 

[MrMuscle]

good story citrus, but we dont speak english over here you see. So your story really dont hold up im afraid. Better luck next time.

oh and you are starting to look flabby little man. have you stopped working out?

 

[Citruscide]

Hmm...

Then they said "DAS EN FORDNIHEM!" and the other guy goes "NOOOOR WEIR!" hence the name... not as funny, but whatever.

flabby? Nahh.. .no flab... only pythons.

C

 

[Code]

I thought Canada was Canuck Indian for "Huh?"

 

[MrMuscle]

lol wth was that? German? we dont speak like that, but like this

"Jeg syns citruscide er en rumpe klovn"

Pythons huh? didnt know they made them that small

 

[Citruscide]

You think you are better than me Svein, Asbjørn, or Kåre... whatever your damn name is... ?? Let me tell you something, that you might or might not like... my last name is of Scandanavian decent... which mean, in some sick way... we are probably related.

C

 

[MrMuscle]

I dont think i am, i know i am.

Ofcourse, you are my long lost twin brother. I thought i sensed something familiar. And my name is Stig btw.

 

[Warik]

"Jeg syns citruscide er en rumpe klovn"

Hmm... looks like something about putting a small viking penis into Citruscide's "rump."

eww

-Warik

 

[MrMuscle]

Hmm... looks like something about putting a small viking penis into Citruscide's "rump."

eww

-Warik

lol try harder foureyes

 

[danielson]

lol try harder foureyes

did he miss out the word extremely?

 

[MrMuscle]

did he miss out the word extremely?

no...it says citruscide in there

 

[Stumpy (The Fucking dumbass Piece of Shit!)]

"Jeg syns citruscide er en rumpe klovn"

"I think Citruscide is an assclown." Correct?

 

[Citruscide]

Stig is my bro... he'd never say anything bad about me. such is the way of things... such is the demand of the Nordic Gods. Even though I have left the Fatherland and travelled to a far mysterious place where people speak a strange language and wear designer clothing... I still have the Scandanavian Blood coursing through my veins...

And as sure as the Sun rises in the East and sets in the West... Stig is down with his American Brethern...

LOL I don't know about Vikings in Norway, but speaking as on in the USA... we don't have small pepes... maybe it is a genetic mutation...

C

 

[MrMuscle]

i think you are loosing it man.


and you are still an assclown.