How Can I Trick, A Trick Or Treater?

[big_bad_buff]

is there any mean tricks i can play on these kids when they ring my door bell? something that will scare the hell out of them....my last house had a big gate at the end of the drive way, then you had to walk like 20 yards to my front door, one time they rang my bell, i didn't answer it, but when the turned around, me, and 4 of my friends dressed in black capes were standing at the front gate so they couldn't leave, i didn't think they would get scared, but they took off through my yard like hell on wheels. it was funny, probably because it was thanksgiving HAHAH J/K it was HALLOWEEN...and they did take off running....but does anyone know of some funny shit i could do to scare the kids?

 

[ZenMachine]

Turn the firehose on them.

Zen

 

[big_bad_buff]

Turn the firehose on them.

Zen

it be funny, nothing that will land me in jail though.

 

[PoyeBoy]

My friend hooked up a pully from the top of his house to a tree. he then threw a dummy at kids when they were coming to the door.

It worked rather well, butt he hit a few kids with it.

 

[flex123]

do this it is very funny.

Dress up as a scarcrow, and sit in a chair by the door. Then get a bow of candy and label "ONLY TAKE ONE" then when so kid takes more than one you get up and grab him. The kids will shit their pants because they though you were just a ordiment for the holiday

 

[ZenMachine]

The most memorable one from my childhood was the neighbor who had band equipment. He set up a speaker outside under a ladder and painting tarp. Then when kids would ring the bell he would have something to say to scare the crap out of them.

Zen

 

[jesus 2]

do this it is very funny.

Dress up as a scarcrow, and sit in a chair by the door. Then get a bow of candy and label "ONLY TAKE ONE" then when so kid takes more than one you get up and grab him. The kids will shit their pants because they though you were just a ordiment for the holiday

ordiment, huh?

j2

 

[flex123]

ordiment, huh?

j2

I meant Ornament(sp?) like a decoration.

Leave me alone I'm a Finance major not an english major

 

[GinNJuice]

do this it is very funny.

Dress up as a scarcrow, and sit in a chair by the door. Then get a bow of candy and label "ONLY TAKE ONE" then when so kid takes more than one you get up and grab him. The kids will shit their pants because they though you were just a ordiment for the holiday

One of my former neighbors did this one year. But he set a dummy out in a chair near the walkway several weeks before Holloween. He would be out there doing his lawn and whatnot with the dummy/scarcrow sitting there in the chair.

On Holloween night, he put the dummy's cloths on and sat in the chair in the same pose as before. Neighborhood kids would come up to his house and ignore the "dummy" since they had seen it there before....... lots of scared kids that year!

 

[curling]

The best one I ever did was dress up in a reaper costume and then sit on my fatboy in my garage with the light out that had real loud pipes and a headlight cover that looked like a skull. I held the garage door and everytime I heard the doorbell ring I would raise the garage and then start the bike and rev it real loud and the kids would all run away scared to death.

It was really fun until this one parent didn't appreciate me scaring the crap of his little kid and threaten to kick my ass. I should had a gun in the other hand.

 

[TEXgrl]

one year i made a dummy for the swing on my front porch, dressed it in jeans and a plaid shirt and put a mask on it......my husband dressed up the same way next to it on the porch and sat very still, the kids would walk up and head past him and the dummy, and he would let them get the candy, then jump up as they walked away......the kids loved it, and before the night was over, we had to go buy candy 3 times because we kept running out.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I am just gonna leave a bowl out at my house thats emtpy and says take one.......

 

[MrMakaveli]

My friend did the scarcrow thing except he hid in a tree. Once the poor soul took the candy he jumped out of the tree with his dads sword and chased the kid 2 blocks.......may have been the single funniest thing I have ever witnessed.

 

[big_bad_buff]

My friend did the scarcrow thing except he hid in a tree. Once the poor soul took the candy he jumped out of the tree with his dads sword and chased the kid 2 blocks.......may have been the single funniest thing I have ever witnessed.

with a sword? HAHAAH

 

[Big Jroy]

do this it is very funny.

Dress up as a scarcrow, and sit in a chair by the door. Then get a bow of candy and label "ONLY TAKE ONE" then when so kid takes more than one you get up and grab him. The kids will shit their pants because they though you were just a ordiment for the holiday

That's a classic "shit your pants" halloween trick! Had it pulled many time on me.

 

[Shrebly]

Get a big bag of leaves - under the leaves put a remote controlled car. Just move the RC car around a little to shuffle the leaves - scares the shit out of them evey time.

If you have a yard you can get leaves and dump them in a huge pile - near the sidewalk works best. When kids come by you can reach out and grab their legs.

Answer the door with red food coloring all over your hands and act really paranoid. Have some fake amputated arms and legs in the door way just for effect.

Put up police crime tape everywhere and run around asking the parents if they heard about the killer on the loose. Then have a friend come by a few minutes later and say "Poor [insert name], he snapped and killed three people last night. They still haven't caught him".

Hand out toothbrushes, coloring books and crayons - kids hate this and will most likely egg your house a few days later - but it sure is great to see their pissed off reaction.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

One word: Chainsaw.

If you have one, take the chain off and dress up as Jason from Friday the 13th. Start it as you come around the house. You're liable to scare the heck out of them, including the parents.

That's bit hardcore but that's my style.

 

[bigguns7]

A really funny trick is to put arsenic in the candy you're handing out. Those poor little bastards will never know what hit 'em.

 

[Y_lifter]

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

8. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their own candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of asprin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

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