How are your knees?

[JesusFreaK]

Its moday. I just finished my Daily Devotional.I prayed for all you Fornicators.

W hen I kneel before my Master,
I can feel His presence there,
And the load of care and sorrow
Seems much easier to bear. —Anon.

I love to be on my knees for my master.He is great.

 

[CFZB]

holy christ.

 

[KillahBee]

It's good to know you love to be on your knees. Maybe you can become an alterboy, since that is their primary stance when dealing with priests. Hey, your master must love that shit, huh?

 

[Allon]

You need submissive SEX.

 

[jaded]

I like to be on my knees too......................


and in many other positions, now that i think about it...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

OMGWTFBBQ

i love this jesus freak guy.

i need to spread my love so i can give it to him again.

 

[skrill]

Its moday. I just finished my Daily Devotional.I prayed for all you Fornicators.

W hen I kneel before my Master,
I can feel His presence there,
And the load of care and sorrow
Seems much easier to bear. —Anon.

I love to be on my knees for my master.He is great.

You know what dude, My mom found out I was porkin some broad and started telling me that the bible says I will burn in hell for fornicating, thats when I brought up memories of her moaning like a whore in the next room while I was in high school and before her second marriage. I dont come on E.F. to be chastised I come on here to get constructive criticism not guilt trips by some self righteous terrorist.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You know what dude, My mom found out I was porkin some broad and started telling me that the bible says I will burn in hell for fornicating, thats when I brought up memories of her moaning like a whore in the next room while I was in high school and before her second marriage. I dont come on E.F. to be chastised I come on here to get constructive criticism not guilt trips by some self righteous terrorist.

learn to take things a little bit less seriously around here, ok?

 

[Allon]

Fuck You

 

[CFZB]

ok lets all masterbate for world peas now k?

 

[hardrock]

I think this would be a better question for your mom.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Fuck You

fuck who?

 

[jaded]

I think this would be a better question for your mom.

LMAO!

 

[theoak01]

I like to be on my knees too......................


and in many other positions, now that i think about it...

hey lets keep this pg13

 

[Allon]

fuck who?

No one, just felt like saying it and this thread seemed the right place.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

No one, just felt like saying it and this thread seemed the right place.

ok, well, this is a religious thread, so you must take your fucking elsewhere. kthxbye.

 

[JesusFreaK]

Fornicators

 

[theoak01]

Fornicators

come up to canada for a visit,Ill show ya how we keep warm when it gets all cold and snowy

 

[JesusFreaK]

You people just dont get it.Which is why WE the moral majority must take control of the EARTH and CRUSH your sins with LOVE.


PRAISE GOD

 

[theoak01]

You people just dont get it.Which is why WE the moral majority must take control of the EARTH and CRUSH your sins with MANLOVE.


PRAISE GOD

you sick little man

 

[CFZB]

you sick little man

lmao

 

[jenscats5]

I'm married, so I think I'm supposed to "fornicate"...... I think it's my marital duty....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You people just dont get it.Which is why WE the moral majority must take control of the EARTH and CRUSH your sins with LOVE.


PRAISE GOD

can i follow you to the ends of the earth and back? please? i have now found God and wish to follow in his light.

 

[jnevin]

You people just dont get it.Which is why WE the moral majority must take control of the EARTH and CRUSH your sins with MY MOM'S DOUBLE CHIN.


PRAISE GOD

Jesus fuc#ing Christ, you're an idiot.

 

[Carmen]

i need to spread my love so i can give it to him again.

i think you wanna give him something else too.

 

[wootoom]

Its moday. I just finished my Daily Devotional.I prayed for all you Fornicators.

W hen I kneel before my Master,
I can feel His presence there,
And the load of care and sorrow
Seems much easier to bear. —Anon.

I love to be on my knees for my master.He is great.

i can really tell you love being on your knees.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey, wtf, how come i can't give my saviour Jesus Freak karma? did someone ban him? WTF?