How About Some Goofy Jokes...

[curling]

This flea walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Drinks it and hops over the saloon doors landing flat on his back. The flea picks his head up off the floor looks around and says, "dad gumit somebody must have moved my dog".

You can only knock this joke if you can beat it.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Man walks into bar, asks bartender for a cosmopolitan.

Bartender calls him a sissy faggot and gouges his neck with a broken whisky bottle.

Man dies.

 

[curling]

Man walks into bar, asks bartender for a cosmopolitan.

Bartender calls him a sissy faggot and gouges his neck with a broken whisky bottle.

Man dies.

That's a "goofy" joke? I would hate to hear one of your sick jokes.

 

[doc_pup]

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

 

[Drew Carey]

my goofy joke....

what does a woman asshole do while she is having sex?

reading this dumb joke

 

[MasterMind]

This guy walks into the bar.....he sits next to this relatively large man and they get to talking...after a while the large man looks at the guy and says, "you know at this time of day you can jump of that highrise building right next to this bar and the wind will pick you right back up"...being right fucked up now the guy decides to give it a try...they get to the roof and the guy looks down.....seeing how high it is he starts to have some doubts....he says the to large man.."well if your so certain about this i want to see you do it first"....so the large man jumps and amazingly he is picked up half way and dropped right back on top of the building.....so the guy decides that he is gonna try it...he jumps off the building and splat.....hits the ground below...the large man simply shrugs his shoulders and goes back to the bar....as he sits on the stool the bartender looks at him and shakes his head...the large man asks "what!?"...the bartender replies....."SuperMan you can be such an asshole when your drunk."

 

[PinK233]

What do you call cheese that does not belong to you??





NACHO CHEESE!!!







that was gay