Horribly tacky tatoo sighted

[pdaddy]

I've been having to spend some time at the local hospital for school and this rotation I've been put into post-op. Well this guy rolls in on a gourney followed by police officers since he currently resides at a near by prison. While he was unconscious I was able to asess him uninterupted. Well he was covered in jail-house tatts. He had a large three number tattoo on his chest that I later found out was the number used by c.o's to mean an inmate has gone insane. But the tattoo that took the cake was on his neck in huge black bold lettering, it read "Fuck bitches" I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen, AND the guy was married, what a catch.

 

[CASS]

nice

 

[H_T_]

maybe it was the number of his favorite nascar driver.

 

[Raina]

That's prefect. Then the bitches who want to get fucked can spot him across the room and think "well there's my man".

I saw a kid a couple of months ago, skanky looking skinny thing aorund 18. He had a brand new tat on his neck, it said "grimey". But wait, it was in like nice script writing so it wasn't as trashy as you think. I know that most business owners want someone with a tattoo like that. He'll feel super professional when he's 35.

 

[Raptorex]

maybe it was the number of his favorite nascar driver.

now that is funny! Long live Dale!

 

[pdaddy]

That's prefect. Then the bitches who want to get fucked can spot him across the room and think "well there's my man".

I saw a kid a couple of months ago, skanky looking skinny thing aorund 18. He had a brand new tat on his neck, it said "grimey". But wait, it was in like nice script writing so it wasn't as trashy as you think. I know that most business owners want someone with a tattoo like that. He'll feel super professional when he's 35.

Grimey in caligraphy, kind of contradicting, it should have been in the form of a spraypainting tag; and you know he thinks it makes him tough shit too

 

[EnderJE]

That's prefect. Then the bitches who want to get fucked can spot him across the room and think "well there's my man".

I saw a kid a couple of months ago, skanky looking skinny thing aorund 18. He had a brand new tat on his neck, it said "grimey". But wait, it was in like nice script writing so it wasn't as trashy as you think. I know that most business owners want someone with a tattoo like that. He'll feel super professional when he's 35.

You're too harsh. The gold plated teeth will make him more professional.

 

[Raina]

He'll never be professional. He'll sell drugs and continue to breed more white trash.

 

[H_T_]

i heard the best lines last night by a non-tattooed white trash skank.

"I know who my baby's daddy is." and.......
"you put a 10,000 dollar ring on my finger, bitch, 10,000 dollars is nothing".

 

[AAP]

That's prefect. Then the bitches who want to get fucked can spot him across the room and think "well there's my man".

Girl you are killing me today.

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

Speakin of tattoos, I just got 2 new ones myself a few weeks ago. The 1st is a tribal (I know, how gay....but it is cool) around my calf. It is supposed to be blue chrome shading with my wife's name in chines on the shin bone. The other is this really sweet stone sun with this mean look on his face and my daughters' initials above it and below it.

 

[H_T_]

tattoos are fine, jus' keep em off your neck and hands.

 

[EnderJE]

He'll never be professional. He'll sell drugs and continue to breed more white trash.

Mine will be hitmen. They call themselves Mr Black and Mr White. My adopted daughter, One Wing Angel, will be sent out to hunt them down when she's 25.

Now wait, maybe I saw this in a movie last night, I forget sometimes.

 

[lilred]

I know this guy who has a tatoo of a squirrel on his inner thigh, it is reaching up for his nuts. lol

 

[redguru]

I know this guy who has a tatoo of a squirrel on his inner thigh, it is reaching up for his nuts. lol

I knew a girl who used to have a tat of a mouse on her inner thigh, but her kitty ate it.

 

[lilred]

I knew a girl who used to have a tat of a mouse on her inner thigh, but her kitty ate it.

I was not jokin', still you have me

 

[JayC9]

Was sitting at a bar the other day and the young bar girl wearing an open backed top pours my beer and turns around to reveal the name "DARREN" inked across her back from shoulder to shoulder in 6 inch bold black lettering! Now there's plenty of ugly tatoos knocking about town but this one was particularly nasty so I asked her why on earth would she get a guys name branded across her back? Her reply, "It was my ex-boyfriend, he wanted me to get it done. I'm getting a huge dragon tatooed over it but it's going to take some months to complete." I start laughing and she gets all pissy and asks why I find it so funny, so I piss her off completely by telling her youth has had nothing to do with it, it was 100% pure stupidity.

So if you ever see a Thai girl with a huge dragon callled 'Darren' tatooed across her back then you'll know we've seen the same person. There can only be one.

 

[kills]

youth has had nothing to do with it, it was 100% pure stupidity. Youth and stupidity in one sentence hmmmmm think they go pretty much hand in hand

 

[pintoca]

I know this guy who has a tatoo of a squirrel on his inner thigh, it is reaching up for his nuts. lol

that is just plain gay

 

[blut wump]

I have a friend whose torso, legs and arms are covered in tattoos. He keeps his neck, head, wrist and hands tattoo free.

 

[jack sparrow]

I know this guy who has a tatoo of a squirrel on his inner thigh, it is reaching up for his nuts. lol

A contractor on a crew I worked with in Norfolk had a tat of a woman laying across his chest, one leg spread up his inner arm and the other down his side. Pit hair grew in this classy ladys nether regions.

 

[jackangel]

a train leaves from baltimore heading west at 75 mph. at the same time, a steamship leaves the port of san francisco heading south at 30 mph.

 

[blut wump]

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains or a freight train and a steamship since her diet had been off the rails for a while too long.

 

[blut wump]

Firstly, many apologies for posting penis pics. If anyone is offended I'll remove the IMG tags.

This thread reminded me of "The Dragon Cock" whch was doing the rounds a couple of years ago.

 

[blut wump]

Some good ones here...

http://www.sexinfo101.com/jp_tattoo.shtml

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I had all my skin tatoo'd white..

Its annoying as fuck.. I keep getting job offers, free loans and colleges practically hand me diplomas.

You wouldnt BELEIVE how nice cops are to me now. Best tattoo I ever got.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I noticed a girl with Nike swosh tat on her ankle at the gym this morning WTF??? WHY???

 

[stilleto]

Firstly, many apologies for posting penis pics. If anyone is offended I'll remove the IMG tags.

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HOLY crap thats insane.

 

[dahamn]

Firstly, many apologies for posting penis pics.

You would have to be sedated to have that done, I would think.

 

[eat big]

Lmao off at the title of this thread. A bit ironic that the tattoo was 'tacky'. All of them are.

 

[Guinness5.0]

Tackiest I've seen:
Nike swoosh with "Nigger I Kill Everyone" written underneath. This was in college, in a huge class, and it was right on dude's forearm. Genius.

BTW Blut those pics were disturbing yet hilarious, a rare combo in my experience.

 

[pdaddy]

Firstly, many apologies for posting penis pics. If anyone is offended I'll remove the IMG tags.

This thread reminded me of "The Dragon Cock" whch was doing the rounds a couple of years ago.

Holy shit that's insane. If I was the tattoo artist doing it I would charge him an arm and a leg. Playing around with some dude's meat for hours on end, hell no.