Hooters?

[Virtual Acid]

Okay, I got ditched by my guy friend tonight, because he just Has to goto hooters. He's like maybe ill come over after...Wich means..
Hunny let me go look at hot women with fake boobs then come home and fuck you. I DONT THINK SO. he told me yesterday 99% im coming over tonight, so i called him before and asked u coming up? and hes like no.. im going to hooters, so ofcourse i got pissy and asked about the 99% and he's like well i left 1% out just incase! what an asshole, There just BOOBS, get over yourself god.

 

[***]

hooters is bullshit. they walk around wearing thick nude stockings pretending they don't have massive amounts of cellulite on their legs. i see better hooters at the beach and nightclubs. that restaurant is a joke.

isn't there a strip club he can go to? why hooters?

were you invited to go with him at least? my wife hates it when i go to those places, but when i bring her along it's a different story.

 

[Paulos]

Insert "OWNED" Picture here.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I was @ a Hooters recently and I was not dissapointed. Especially bc there was a girl there with a name tag that sid, "Polish Princess".

 

[***]

man, you hit the jackpot man!

i've been to 10+ hooters in 6 different states (for their wings ) and the women just don't impress me at all.

 

[casavant]

Fuck Hooters and the horse it rode in on.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I got ditched by my guy friend tonight

Let's have sex!
Experimentation is fun!
I'll be your bitch if you will be my hoe!
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[Puddles]

Lately I've been dissapointed at the Hooter's girls. Not to mention their food sucks. A couple was visiting with us and we went to Hooters...he bought her a Hooter's outfit at the gift shop so she could wear it at home while she serves him his beer. I like that idea.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Hooters wings suck.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

There just BOOBS, get over yourself god.

Their just one of the best parts on a woman,and one of the main reasons guys talk to you.

 

[the nature boy]

hooters food is the worst. and those shorts they wear are so 1980's. It's a very tacky place. We went there to watch a football game once, and we asked them to turn up the volume on the main TV. They said they couldn't, because it's a family restaraunt. What a load.

Generally the hot chick to ugly dog ratio is like 1 to 7.

 

[TC2]

Re: Re: Hooters?

Their just one of the best parts on a woman,and one of the main reasons guys talk to you.

Its funny cause its true

 

[***]

Hooters wings suck.

i know, i just had to think of a reason i contunually go to them even though i hate it. maybe it's the hope of actually seeing the hotties they advertise.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

 

[bwood]

post whore here...

i love their wings...the waitresses are a highly variable
thing...some good, some fugly...

 

[TC2]

Most are pretty good lookin but the last 2 time I went we must have gotten the equilivent of Affirmative Action for crank whores.

 

[bwood]

post whore here...

crank is right...looked like meth was an approved
supplement the last time i was there...

but they werent that fast with the service like
most meth heads...

what up with dat???

 

[Lift Chief]

Insert "OWNED" Picture here.

ha,ha,ha

 

[2Thick]

Montreal does not have a Hooters.

 

[TC2]

post whore here...

crank is right...looked like meth was an approved
supplement the last time i was there...

but they werent that fast with the service like
most meth heads...

what up with dat???

Dunno, probably putting their dentures back in for the public.

 

[Lostdog]

Hooters varies.They save their best for the weekend shift.Not to say its anything special. If you go to a hooters in a shit town expect shit women

 

[Taps]

Hooters is crap. The food is garbage. The women are gross, or just plain tacky.

When I want to oggle hot women and eat, I'll just go to a local sports bar. Better/cheaper food, nicer atmosphere.

Vee, I'd also like to mention that I'd totally bend you over the nearest available object if I knew I wouldn't go to jail for it.

 

[Sushi X]

i work at hooters in gulf shores alabama. i hate it at times too. the girls, i will say i have learned a lot about them working there, bitch and whine about everything if it does'nt go there way. i say so friggin what, get over it. anyway, it can be ok at times but i can honestly say i am hating it more and more. yea, get a nother job right? not that easy seeing as how the economy is right now. so for now i suffer through it.

 

[the nature boy]

I'd like hooters more if the waitresses gave me oral or a hand job.

 

[bwood]

I'd like hooters more if the waitresses gave me oral or a hand job.

post whore here...

the nature boy is wise beyond his years...

 

[Jimsbbc]

You need to see some Texas big titties. The Hooters in Houston typically has some girls with big guns but it's not a place i ever go to often.

 

[Virtual Acid]

Hooters is crap. The food is garbage. The women are gross, or just plain tacky.

When I want to oggle hot women and eat, I'll just go to a local sports bar. Better/cheaper food, nicer atmosphere.

Vee, I'd also like to mention that I'd totally bend you over the nearest available object if I knew I wouldn't go to jail for it.

LOL, yeah im sure you'd tap my ass a hell of a lot better than him.
he calls me last night before he goes to hooters and says " hey hun i did leave out that 1% for a reason dont be pissed" what a joke. The worst is, im leaving for canada in 2 or 3 weeks, and he'd rather spend his time at hooters, Bastard.

 

[MrMuscle]

Hey virtual we dont have Hooters here in Norway. Why dont you put on one of those tight white Hooters tshirts and some short hot pants and take a picture and show me how its supposed to be.

 

[Virtual Acid]

Hey virtual we dont have Hooters here in Norway. Why dont you put on one of those tight with Hooters tshirts and some short hot pants and take a picture and show me how its supposed to be.

LOL Hold on! ill find the camera ! lol

 

[MrMuscle]

Great , ill go fetch the lubrication

 

[Virtual Acid]

Great , ill go fetch the lubrication

Ewwwww LOL

 

[MrMuscle]

Ewwwww LOL

BTW i forgot to ask you, how did that sugar in the tank thing go?

 

[Virtual Acid]

BTW i forgot to ask you, how did that sugar in the tank thing go?

Havent done it yet im waiting till it gets closer to moving time.

 

[The Architect]

The food sucks but its a good place to go to have a beer and pick up some young good looking chicks.

 

[MrMuscle]

Havent done it yet im waiting till it gets closer to moving time.

why dont you let me pour some sugar on you instead?

oh yeah, im smooth.

 

[Virtual Acid]

why dont you let me pour some sugar on you instead?

oh yeah, im smooth.

LOL, yeah as smooth as your stomach, Drools.. lol you can do whatever u want to me aslong as i get to lick ur tummy and call u daddy

 

[MrMuscle]

LOL, yeah as smooth as your stomach, Drools.. lol you can do whatever u want to me aslong as i get to lick ur tummy and call u daddy

Hm, i think that is doable.

Now what about that picture

 

[Virtual Acid]

Hm, i think that is doable.

Now what about that picture

We'll see, i might if ur lucky.

 

[MrMuscle]

We'll see, i might if ur lucky.

Lucky? Im from Norway, how lucky can i be?

 

[Virtual Acid]

Lucky? Im from Norway, how lucky can i be?

LOL aww hun

 

[MortyJackson]

LOL, yeah im sure you'd tap my ass a hell of a lot better than him.
he calls me last night before he goes to hooters and says " hey hun i did leave out that 1% for a reason dont be pissed" what a joke. The worst is, im leaving for canada in 2 or 3 weeks, and he'd rather spend his time at hooters, Bastard.

My girlfriend would try to pull this bullshit on me also. If i am going away for a weekend a month from now she will give me shit if i dont see her for one night. Give the guy a fucking break and dont give him so much shit over going to hooters.

 

[INNOCENT]

yeah, if you go to a hooters...make sure its one at a big town..not a shit hole town..b/c the girls will look crapy.. they are building so many these days..that they will just about hire people that are thick and some ive seen that dont really have average tits..

 

[grlpwrd]

I live in the suburbs and I think Hooters' girls look better than the standard out-of-shape ladies that live in this town..except me, of course. j/k

Seriously, anything would look better when compared to a heiffer at home. ... I'm a nice person, but sometimes reality bites..or should I say moos. lol