Homer Simpsons Quotes

[rvd_brock]

Thread dedicated to the great Homer. Post quotes pplz.


"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. "



Flanders: Many people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice. It is easy to remember. If it is clear and yellow, you got apple juice fellow. ... [blah blah blah].

Homer's brain: You can stay here. I am leaving. ... [Brain leaves and Homer falls down].

 

[rvd_brock]

"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."

"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."

 

[c-sharp minor]

 

[tuc biscuit]

Check out a thread by Hannibal called 'a movie I saw' or something like that, tons of good ones of these in there.

 

[rvd_brock]

"I hope I didn't brain my damage."

 

[c-sharp minor]

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English




The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.




Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't _have_ to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back : our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?


Marge : Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer : Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries

 

[rushx79]

"ohhhh, marge, i thought you'd never see me again!"

 

[hardrock]

Homer- " No beer and no tv make homer something something"
Marge- "go crazy"?
Homer- " don't mind if I do"


"My sentimonies exactly"

 

[rvd_brock]

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

 

[rvd_brock]

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

 

[gymrat]

"They have the internet on computers now?"

 

[HANSEL]

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

 

[DepressiveJuice]

"The internet? Is that thing still around?"

"Help me Jebus!!!"

 

[EricDraven]

Lady Doctor: we could remove the crayon (in his brain) for you, it could vastly increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Increase my KILLINGH power ehhh.

 

[timrock]

to Bart:
If you think you can't.........don't even try.

 

[eurorides]

the bone stopped the bullet

 

[rvd_brock]

"A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew the pictues, Michaelmelangelo?"

Judge : Homer Simpson, I find you guilty.
Homer : Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.

"Aah!, hey get off my sugar. Bad bees, bad. Ooh! Ooh! Oh! they are defending themselves somehow."

 

[rvd_brock]

Homer's brain : Uh, oh. It's time you told Marge your secret.
Homer : Marge , I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge : Oh, my gosh!
Homer's Brain : No, the other secret.
Homer : Marge, I never passed high school.
Marge : That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.

 

[eurorides]

you dont make love to homer simpson...you strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!

 

[PCxPete]

shuttup brain or ill stab you with a q tip

 

[indygolfer]

"Take the 10 grand, we'll be millionaires!"

 

[Lumberg]

Beer...now that's a temporary solution!

 

[rvd_brock]

you dont make love to homer simpson...you strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!

It's Max Powers, not Homer Simpson.







Lisa : You must drive this stake right through his heart.
Homer : Take that vile FIEND!
[Homer plunges stake into body, repeatedly hammering]
Lisa : Ah ... Dad, that's his crotch.
Homer : Ho Ho Ho, Sorry!

 

[Optimus B]

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? --Homer Simpson

 

[eurorides]

ya i was almost sure it was somone else, but i couldnt remember...thanks


its good to know there is so many simpsons fans on this site....its a great show because any age can relate, there is humor for adults in there as well as kids.

 

[rvd_brock]

ya i was almost sure it was somone else, but i couldnt remember...thanks


its good to know there is so many simpsons fans on this site....its a great show because any age can relate, there is humor for adults in there as well as kids.

NP bro. Yea, all ages can really relate to this show. I actually spend some time watching it w/ my Dad, cause he loves it so much. I have like 200 episodes on my computer at home. Pretty kewl, eh?


"Marge, I'm not going to lie to you. Well, G'Bye." [walks out]

 

[Lestat]

wow look at this!