holy shit this is awesome!

[HappyScrappy]

You have to read this backwards - start at the bottom and then go up (it is only two emails).
This is from a friend of a friend of a... etc.
I removed all of the headers so innocent people won't get involved.

Notice that she meant to forward it to a friend, and instead replied to it.







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-----Original Message-----
To: Dude's Name
Subject: All time low


Ok first -- here is the e-mail I received from Dude's Name, the new guy I met last week. If you want to go out, perhaps we can get him to pay for drinks at the Park. Since we have not slept together, he will of course be trying to impress me and will, therefore, do anything I ask.
Unlike
John, who fell asleep during sex last night. I went over to his place last night around 11:30. We started having sex. When I noticed his eyes were closed for a little too long, I said "John wake up." At which, point he shot up saying "what'd I miss." Yes, I think that is a new low.

Let me know about tonight. I think you need company.

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------Original Message-----

Subject:


So are you off to the Bon Jovi show tonight in Times Square? Sounds like it is going to some turnout. What division of audit are you in for PWC? Are you heading out tonight? A friend of mine is leaving for MBA School in France so, he is throwing himself a going away party at Park, ever been? What are the plans for this weekend, recovery from the long weekend or adding just a little more hurt to the situation?

TTFN,

Dude's Name

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Hee hee that is fuckin funny.

At leas the 'dude' will save a few bucks.

 

[Bullit]

lmao.
Very funny.

Once I fell asleep whilst getting fellated. She wasnt very happy.

 

[Nathan]

LOL> How did you get ahold of this and what did the guy do? Did he get that sex she was gonna essentially sell him?

 

[danielson]

what does ttfn mean?


love the no money = no sex line

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't know about the guy, I just got this and it is a series of friends that is forwarded through.
it was for last weekend.

some guys from banks and a girl from the consulting company.

lol - NYC.

she must be hot since she was aware that she'd be getting drinks.
kinda makes me want to slap people.

 

[HappyScrappy]

what does ttfn mean?


love the no money = no sex line

I was wondering that to, what it means.

maybe talk to you friday night? doubt it though.

 

[spentagn]

ttfn = ta ta for now. I'm sure this knowledge will be ridiculed.

 

[HappyScrappy]

ttfn = ta ta for now. I'm sure this knowledge will be ridiculed.

so if he was gay, why was he trying to get this girl?

all I know is that I'm gonna start doing all of my mail like this. send it back to the person, but write what I would send to someone else - ideally mean and about that person.

 

[68GT350]

Tigger used to say it all the time.

It means "tah tah for now."

 

[DigitalKyle]

Ta Ta For Now.....


http://lists.dumpshock.com/pipermail/srfanfic/2000-February/001881.html

 

[AAP]

If I was this dude, I would not even acknowledged I got the email. I would act innocent. Take her out to a nice dinner, order some expensive food, go to the restroom... AND FUCKING LEAVE!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

If I was this dude, I would not even acknowledged I got the email. I would act innocent. Take her out to a nice dinner, order some expensive food, go to the restroom... AND FUCKING LEAVE!!!

that is exactly what supsersizeme said in an email - only instead of "LEAVE" he said "crab walk out of there"

that whole thing is just amazing.

I think it would be nice if those two got married.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

If I was this dude, I would not even acknowledged I got the email. I would act innocent. Take her out to a nice dinner, order some expensive food, go to the restroom... AND FUCKING LEAVE!!!

Word. Bitches ain;t shit but ho's and tricks.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Word. Bitches ain;t shit but ho's and tricks.

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick. Get the fuck out and then ya..daa dumm.

What a scandolous hoe bag. She is getting plugged by one dude while seeing another. And she is a materialistic hoe who is just trying to get something fomr him. I wouldnt piss on that bitch if she was on fire. I feel bad for the guy who was trying to get with her, when he kissed her that night, se probably still had semen on her lips from the last niggas dick.

 

[Pimp C]

LOL, thats great. Bump for Frackals reply to this!

 

[MaGilicuti]

who writes emails like this seroiusly? bitch is just asking to get caught.

scrappy, if this girl was that hot why was the dude she was bangin the night before fall asleep on her? i am thinking girls that are pretty cute wouldn't have to deal with this sorta thing nor talk like this.

and for the guy that was gonna take her out atleast the email didn't say she didn't intend on putting out. werd

 

[Frackal]

Ok first -- here is the e-mail I received from Dude's Name, the new guy I met last week. If you want to go out, perhaps we can get him to pay for drinks at the Park. Since we have not slept together, he will of course be trying to impress me and will, therefore, do anything I ask.

WARNING: DUMB FUCKING CUNT ALERLT

 

[Frackal]

LOLOL I didnt even notice PIMP C's post ... haha yea bro, this girl is nothing more than life support for what is no doubt a loose, well beaten vagina....good to see karma came around to kick her in the ass.

 

[Puddles]

Stuff like this reminds me how happy I am that I'm married!

 

[HappyScrappy]

bump because midgets ain't got shit on me