Holy Sheet!

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

Um, I just got promoted at work!

WTH?! Yaayyy!! Party at my desk!

hotzie · Nov 30, 2006

hmm i guess your hard work really payed off

Scotsman · Nov 30, 2006

Is this the HH time of year or something. Seems like lots of good things headed your way. Congrats.

Cheers,
Scotsman

pdaddy · Nov 30, 2006

great news, congrats!

Smurfy · Nov 30, 2006

Promoted to what?

H_T_ · Nov 30, 2006

so, you're in the passenger seat on the Bangbus?

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

i definitely think i'm vastly approaching the year of my life.

feisty11975 · Nov 30, 2006

well Congrats again!! :rose:

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

WTF? I thought you logged into EF all day. I didn't realize you actually worked

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

gotmilk said:
WTF? I thought you logged into EF all day. I didn't realize you actually worked

smart work.

look into donut eater.

KillahBee · Nov 30, 2006

Does your jaw hurt?

Gambino · Nov 30, 2006

pay raise?

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

KillahBee said:
Does your jaw hurt?

whew...you have no idea.

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

Gambino said:
pay raise?

yes sir. thank goodness.

hotzie · Nov 30, 2006

so are you now a server at hooters?

Raptorex · Nov 30, 2006

Party in your mouth!!! Yay,

Everyone is coming.

OMEGA · Nov 30, 2006

boob jobs really do pay off

stilleto · Nov 30, 2006

Smurfy said:
Promoted to what?

"Senior Escort"

Raptorex · Nov 30, 2006

stilleto said:
"Senior Escort"

lololololololololol

jh1 · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
Um, I just got promoted at work!

WTH?! Yaayyy!! Party in my mouth! JH1's coming!

SWEET!

This is your day... in a magazine, promotion at work. You rock.

healother · Nov 30, 2006

congrats.

if only we all could be promoted.

Mavafanculo · Nov 30, 2006

(congratulations lol))

HumorMe · Nov 30, 2006

Mavafanculo said:
(congratulations lol))

p0ink · Nov 30, 2006

i see cashiers are in high demand at the moment.

remember, most customers prefer plastic to paper.

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

p0ink said:
i see cashiers are in high demand at the moment.

remember, most customers prefer plastic to paper.

good to know...i made quite an investment on plastic some months ago.

i'll make employee of the month before you know.

Smurfy · Nov 30, 2006

Mavafanculo said:
(congratulations lol))

roflllllllll

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

Mavafanculo said:
(congratulations lol))

hahahahaha YES!!

You haven't struck in a while. Glad to be back to normal.

I look really hot.

Sassy69 · Nov 30, 2006

Congrats!

And yes, very hawt!

hotzie · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
hahahahaha YES!!

You haven't struck in a while. Glad to be back to normal.

I look really hot.

id hit it , and you could give me oral and just breathe threw your gills

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

hotzie said:
id hit it , and you could give me oral and just breathe threw your gills

lmao! that just cracked my sheet up. haha

you're so weird.

Daisy_Girl · Nov 30, 2006

KillahBee said:
Does your jaw hurt?

No, just her knees.

(j/k .... congrats HH!)

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

Daisy_Girl said:
No, just her knees.

(j/k .... congrats HH!)

Touche momma! :lmao:

ps--knee pads baby, knee pads.

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

Mavafanculo said:

Is that a mullet?

hotzie · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
lmao! that just cracked my sheet up. haha

you're so weird.

but im sooooo serious. :heart:

Daisy_Girl · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
ps--knee pads baby, knee pads.

Damnit, I always forget that.

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

gotmilk said:
Is that a mullet?

serious in the front party in the back, baby.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
good to know...i made quite an investment on plastic some months ago.

Silicone you mean??

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
habitualhealth said:

good to know...i made quite an investment on plastic some months ago.
QUOTE]

Silicone you mean??

Click to expand...

they have to put the SALINE in something gomer.

clearly you haven't had much experience with boobies. it's ok, we're here to educate.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
they have to put the SALINE in something gomer.

clearly you haven't had much experience with boobies. it's ok, we're here to educate.

...they used PLASTIC as the shell for the implants??

LOLOL

Not hardly.

Try silicone shells Darlin.

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
...they used PLASTIC as the shell for the implants??

LOLOL

Not hardly.

Try silicone shells Darlin.

Omg, could you possibly NOT know me better? G-damn shadow. After alllllllllllllllll this time.

I feel like we need to start all over again. Bet if we did you'd me trying to marry me now huh?

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
Omg, could you possibly NOT know me better? G-damn shadow. After alllllllllllllllll this time.

I feel like we need to start all over again. Bet if we did you'd me trying to marry me now huh?

Not know what??

that no one uses plastic for saline shells???

EVERYONE knows that......

well - except for you are apparently your doctor

LOLOL

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
Not know what??

that no one uses plastic for saline shells???

EVERYONE knows that......

well - except for you are apparently your doctor

LOLOL

no again gomer....that i ooze sarcasm and always try to one up you.

you making joking with you VERY hard.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
no again gomer....that i ooze sarcasm and always try to one up you.

you making joking with you VERY hard.

Nice try Gimp.

Aint no one buying the silicone/plastic playoff as sarcasm.....

marriage is off

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
marriage is off

I never said "i do".

Besides, i'm not quite ready to change depends and administer geritol on a nightly basis.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
I never said "i do".

Besides, i'm not quite ready to change depends and administer geritol on a nightly basis.

Pulhease.....

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6835972&postcount=435

that would be a change of pace I guess......your man falling asleep on you as opposed to YOU falling alseep on him

for the recoord:

I broke it off first

healother · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
they have to put the SALINE in something gomer.

clearly you haven't had much experience with boobies. it's ok, we're here to educate.

aha! so they are fake

did you know that silicon implants are now legal again?

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

healother said:
aha! so they are fake

did you know that silicon implants are now legal again?

"plastic"

"PLASTIC"

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
for the recoord:

I broke it off first

story of my life.

please...you'd never break it off if you had me. i treat my men too good. WAY too good.

Spartacus · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
Not know what??

that no one uses plastic for saline shells???

EVERYONE knows that......

well - except for you are apparently your doctor

LOLOL

she put the boobs on plastic

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

I paid for my dinner with plastic tonight. I see her point.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

Plastic paying for silicone.

isnt that like canibalism??

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

how does every thread turn into HH's boob talk??

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
how does every thread turn into HH's boob talk??

are your dentures plastic?

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
how does every thread turn into HH's boob talk??

LOL

good point

um...the official reason on the pm circuit is that they could actually replace the EF hh....sling em on the keyboard and they could probably pound out the same type of posts....

and they wouldn't talk

I...er...We hope.

GOTMILK - lol - reread the post - you didnt carry your foos home in plastic.

Styrofoam maybe

LOLOL

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

gotmilk said:
are your dentures plastic?

lmao @ your location.

your crush on me is cute.

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
GOTMILK - lol - reread the post - you didnt carry your foos home in plastic.

Yeah..I think the bags were recycled plastic, like they use in fake molars

stilleto · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
lmao @ your location.

your crush on me is cute.

what the hell? you didn't laugh at MY location.

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

stilleto said:
what the hell? you didn't laugh at MY location.

OMFG!!!!! I didn't see it!

Your crush on me is even cuter. :qt:

Let's makeout. (check your email first)

jh1 · Nov 30, 2006

stilleto said:
what the hell? you didn't laugh at MY location.

Don't feel bad... nobody even noticed... or they didn't think it was funny... the joke I made on the 'bastard' post #20...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6836845&postcount=20

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

JH1 said:
SWEET!

This is your day... in a magazine, promotion at work. You rock.

OMG!!

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

JH1 said:
Don't feel bad... nobody even noticed... or they didn't think it was funny... the joke I made on the 'bastard' post #20...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6836845&postcount=20

*gasp* you dirty foul man you.

:heart:

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

The Shadow said:
Silicone you mean??

No, they were clearly labeled

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

gotmilk said:
No, they were clearly labeled

you guys want a beer? this is clearly a good conversation ya got going on.

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
you guys want a beer? this is clearly a good conversation ya got going on.

No, don't want my teeth to rot.

jh1 · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
*gasp* you dirty foul man you.

That was my stealth joke.....

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

gotmilk said:
No, don't want my teeth to rot.

why not? we could gum each other to death.

gotmilk · Nov 30, 2006

habitualhealth said:
why not? we could gum each other to death.

I only gum clitoris and donuts.

habitualhealth · Nov 30, 2006

gotmilk said:
I only gum clitoris and donuts.

well at least we share the love for donuts....

Spartacus · Nov 30, 2006

the hell you have proud of?
you lumdered around as a 250lb female into your 30s
and we're supposed to high five you

habitualhealth · Dec 1, 2006

4everhung said:
the hell you have proud of?
you lumdered around as a 250lb female into your 30s
and we're supposed to high five you

your writings are exquisite.

just curious, are you going to trail all of my threads or just ones you really like?

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