Holy Sh*t!

[Dial_tone]

Squat day quad cramps....I almost fell flat on my face going to pee. Gonna try and crawl this time....if i'm not back in 5 call a medic.

actually make that 15 minutes, just remembered I got the new Stuff magazine in there.

 

[BileStew]

When I call the medic, where do I tell them to go. 58 Cyberspace Rd, DialTone USA?

 

[perkele]

When I call the medic, where do I tell them to go. 58 Cyberspace Rd, DialTone USA?

Just call them. He didn't ask for more.

 

[BileStew]

Just call them. He didn't ask for more.

Sounds good. I'll tell they guy to pick me up a pizza.

 

[onebigab]

Sounds good. I'll tell they guy to pick me up a pizza.

And a 6 pack

 

[Dial_tone]

When I call the medic, where do I tell them to go. 58 Cyberspace Rd, DialTone USA?

Just tell them it's DT again....they'll groan out loud then send somebody over.

 

[BileStew]

Just tell them it's DT again....they'll groan out loud then send somebody over.

Fuck, you're back. That means no pizza for me and 6 pack for Abdude.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I get ham cramps, right above my knee. Killers

 

[The Shadow]

the worst is when it hits the medialis

 

[BileStew]

the worst is when it hits the medialis

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of pork medallions either.

 

[The Shadow]

yo

 

[Dial_tone]

the worst is when it hits the medialis

Exactly where I got it.

 

[The Shadow]

Exactly where I got it.

...that shit is the most painfuull thing known to man.....

 

[ChefWide]

...that shit is the most painfuull thing known to man.....

Shuts me down faster than naked images of my mother... er.. not really.

 

[Wynn]

Chef that's just plain wrong.

The worst is the spasms that occur while walking (or waddling). Suddenly it looks like you tripped on nothing. Walking to the train station in front of the other commuters can be embarrassing.

My squat day was Saturday. I lumbered around the home over the weekend to recover. I still might trip on the way to work.

 

[Dial_tone]

SWEET JESUS...CHARLEY HORSE. Somebody shoot me.

 

[Dial_tone]

who's the ass hat that came up with the term charley horse anyway?

 

[The Shadow]

Most experts seem to contend, however, that charley horse has its roots in American baseball. The expression first appeared on the scene around 1886. The speculations of its derivation are as inventive as anything Ring Lardner ever wrote. Evan Morris, a.k.a. The Word Detective, halfheartedly offers this baseball-related theory: "In the late 1880s a horse named Charley was used by the grounds crew at the Chicago stadium. This story goes on to note that oatburner Charley was lame, and that injured players were thereafter supposedly likened to Charley the Horse." Morris indexes his entry as charleyhorse.

 

[Dial_tone]

3 charley horses at work today....I'm guzzling water all night. I'll be peeing like a racehorse.

(who's the guy that watched a racehorse's pee anyway)