Holy exploding testicles...

[artrius]

My buddy at work was hit by a drunk driver while on his bike with his fiance, after a few months, they are both ok, but he's f*ked up. He said one of his testicles exploded

the worst part of it is that the guy got off with only 10 days in jail and a $500 fine... since he was not "accounted" for immediately after the accident, they apparently can't charge him with drunk driving, cuz he could have had a drink right after. Total bullshit.

On the bright side, we get lots of good uniballer jokes in at work

 

[KillahBee]

Thanks.

I'm going to go cry in the shower stall a la Crying Game now.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Now that's what I call "bust a nut"

 

[sweed]

I was nicknamed "One Nut" because i ripped open my sac the summer before 1st grade. I told some kids in like 6-7 th grade and they thought i had one nut, lol.... but i got my 2 fully functional nuts.... btw, i was tryin to be Tarzan on a chain swing... yup

 

[NJjuice22]

i think im not alone when i say i just got a sharp pain in my nuts after reading that.

 

[jestros]

Did anyone hear the short lived ad campain for corn nuts? The jingle said "bust a nut"
No, I'm not kidding...funny as hell!

 

[hamstershaver]

is he trying to sue him?

 

[SoKlueles]

omgggggggggg

 

[Dunk]

omgggggggggg

u love when the testicles erupt dontcha

 

[Lestat]

dang

 

[SoKlueles]

u can call him the "one nut wonder"

 

[rnch]

oof! typing this reply is slow going with one hand typing and the other messaging my shaved sac.

 

[artrius]

is he trying to sue him?

I think he's trying to get him in court or something on a civil case. I don't really know, tho.