Holy Crap! Weirdest thing I have ever!

[Nathan]

I just did a search with my name and came across a website that some guy with my same name wrote about other Nathan's out there (with my last name). I was on the damn list too. Somehow that fucker found out about me and wrote something. That's fucked though. Shouldn't he have told me I'm on there? i hate you all and he forgot to mention that I am a widely respected member of Elite Fitness where i am often rumored to be the founder of homosexuality.

 

[HumorMe]

Here are the professions:

mechanical engineer and competitive cyclist
plastic surgeon and competitive swimmer
sound design major
student at U of Kentucky
Christian missionary
physics student
analytical chemist

Missed one: Butt Ranger and Ass Archery.

 

[prophet]

nathan,,,,do you like to give or recieve it in the butt?

 

[Nathan]

nathan,,,,do you like to give or recieve it in the butt?

yes.

 

[KnoXville]

sk#%@fjnnvini $&*$

 

[KnoXville]

i second that as i just sucessfully tested my theory

 

[Nathan]

i second that as i just sucessfully tested my theory

I tried before-hand and got it too. I figured who really cares? Seriously, I don't understand why everyone is so afraid of someone knowing their real names. I edited it anyways cause you got me all paranoid. Also, I'm back to ignring you starting NOW!

 

[TheProject]

Dude...your last name's Fleetwood?

How gay.

 

[Nathan]

Dude...your last name's Fleetwood?

How gay.

I WISH! My last name is far more retarded. It rhymes with pee.

 

[KnoXville]

Well thanks to that gifted HumorMe character that information is now permanently etched onto the thread beyond your control. I really didn’t see the big deal either, hence my oh-so nifty disclaimer, but I thought you may have. Either way since your ignoring me now I really couldn't care less if all the sadistic homosexual rapists on elite tracked you down and took turns tearing up whatever your roommate left of your chocolate starfish. But thats just me.

Sweet dreams gerbil nuts.