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Holy Crap ! Last nights story !

tinytank

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ok ok, so i come back to my home for the weekends, and i went out lastnight, had a few drinks + had a few more. anyway about 1am, i saw all the bouncers running to the middle of the main floor, So i ( being a nosey basterd) pushed my way threw to see what was going on, it was one of my best mates brother , he had just been smashed in the face, so i was asking round to what happend when , this guy said " fuck off what has it got to do with you?" then my maye came out of no-where and started laying into the guy that said that to me, so i tryed to pick him off of him. then the bouncers chucked us out. so it was me my mate and his brother standing outside,

after like 20mins the club was closeing down, anyway needless to say that things soon kicked off, but this time outside all these people started sideing with their freinds of friends, untill it was basicly 14 of us stupidly against about 20 of them. it was like all these people from 1 town, against my home town. now i could see this was no going to be pritty at all. so i was trying to calm things down anyway, i went up to like the main guy on our side, hes 28, and 6,ft3 and about 3.5ft wide, skin head with flames up the side of his head, (in other words a mean mother fucker) my attempts to calm things down, were shot down when he was like " Lee,Lee go show this guy ur muscles, go on go on, come on" so with plenty of woman around ect i thought why not ehh, so i showed my bi's, and then all of a sudden the guy that my friend hit ,came over and smacked me to the floor, saying i was taunting the other side and that.

then a few scuffles broke out after that. i think i only hit 2 guys in that scuffle, then the police showed up, so we all went back a few hundred feet. re grouped and you could see everyone bringing out their phones and calling their mates brothers ect, so at this point, is when i said "please guys we are out numberd, lets just go please, wait till next week when we have more people come on,"

after a min or 2 we all went to the the local chip shop, and i got speaking to the big ( mean mother fucker) and he was talking about this guy i used to hang about and he was on the other side, and they were saying " now hes a big guy it will take at least 2 of us, so we keep on him " then i said to him, look i grew up with him, hes a really good guy, im not touching him" then he started telling me me that his daughter is going to be 7 tomorow, and how he loves her so much, then our convo got broken up by a phone call , and he was talking about where we are going to meet up with them, and then he was like make shure dave has bats in his car. :worried:

this guy just told me he loved his wee girl, yet he was willing to get killed the night before her birthday ??? anyway we all met up again, and just as WW3 broke out the police came round like tons of them, so we all split up, and just had to run home !! what a fucking night, i was not ready for that at all. and not slat no pussy that night :worried:
 
tinytank said:
ok ok, so i come back to my home for the weekends, and i went out lastnight, had a few drinks + had a few more. anyway about 1am, i saw all the bouncers running to the middle of the main floor, So i ( being a nosey basterd) pushed my way threw to see what was going on, it was one of my best mates brother , he had just been smashed in the face, so i was asking round to what happend when , this guy said " fuck off what has it got to do with you?" then my maye came out of no-where and started laying into the guy that said that to me, so i tryed to pick him off of him. then the bouncers chucked us out. so it was me my mate and his brother standing outside,

after like 20mins the club was closeing down, anyway needless to say that things soon kicked off, but this time outside all these people started sideing with their freinds of friends, untill it was basicly 14 of us stupidly against about 20 of them. it was like all these people from 1 town, against my home town. now i could see this was no going to be pritty at all. so i was trying to calm things down anyway, i went up to like the main guy on our side, hes 28, and 6,ft3 and about 3.5ft wide, skin head with flames up the side of his head, (in other words a mean mother fucker) my attempts to calm things down, were shot down when he was like " Lee,Lee go show this guy ur muscles, go on go on, come on" so with plenty of woman around ect i thought why not ehh, so i showed my bi's, and then all of a sudden the guy that my friend hit ,came over and smacked me to the floor, saying i was taunting the other side and that.

then a few scuffles broke out after that. i think i only hit 2 guys in that scuffle, then the police showed up, so we all went back a few hundred feet. re grouped and you could see everyone bringing out their phones and calling their mates brothers ect, so at this point, is when i said "please guys we are out numberd, lets just go please, wait till next week when we have more people come on,"

after a min or 2 we all went to the the local chip shop, and i got speaking to the big ( mean mother fucker) and he was talking about this guy i used to hang about and he was on the other side, and they were saying " now hes a big guy it will take at least 2 of us, so we keep on him " then i said to him, look i grew up with him, hes a really good guy, im not touching him" then he started telling me me that his daughter is going to be 7 tomorow, and how he loves her so much, then our convo got broken up by a phone call , and he was talking about where we are going to meet up with them, and then he was like make shure dave has bats in his car. :worried:

this guy just told me he loved his wee girl, yet he was willing to get killed the night before her birthday ??? anyway we all met up again, and just as WW3 broke out the police came round like tons of them, so we all split up, and just had to run home !! what a fucking night, i was not ready for that at all. and not slat no pussy that night :worried:
TINY- need i respond to this story?????.....bro. youre fucking killing me. i will give you karma cause you lived....peace.
 
tinytank said:
ok ok, so i come back to my home for the weekends, and i went out lastnight, had a few drinks + had a few more. anyway about 1am, i saw all the bouncers running to the middle of the main floor, So i ( being a nosey basterd) pushed my way threw to see what was going on, it was one of my best mates brother , he had just been smashed in the face, so i was asking round to what happend when , this guy said " fuck off what has it got to do with you?" then my maye came out of no-where and started laying into the guy that said that to me, so i tryed to pick him off of him. then the bouncers chucked us out. so it was me my mate and his brother standing outside,

after like 20mins the club was closeing down, anyway needless to say that things soon kicked off, but this time outside all these people started sideing with their freinds of friends, untill it was basicly 14 of us stupidly against about 20 of them. it was like all these people from 1 town, against my home town. now i could see this was no going to be pritty at all. so i was trying to calm things down anyway, i went up to like the main guy on our side, hes 28, and 6,ft3 and about 3.5ft wide, skin head with flames up the side of his head, (in other words a mean mother fucker) my attempts to calm things down, were shot down when he was like " Lee,Lee go show this guy ur muscles, go on go on, come on" so with plenty of woman around ect i thought why not ehh, so i showed my bi's, and then all of a sudden the guy that my friend hit ,came over and smacked me to the floor, saying i was taunting the other side and that.

then a few scuffles broke out after that. i think i only hit 2 guys in that scuffle, then the police showed up, so we all went back a few hundred feet. re grouped and you could see everyone bringing out their phones and calling their mates brothers ect, so at this point, is when i said "please guys we are out numberd, lets just go please, wait till next week when we have more people come on,"

after a min or 2 we all went to the the local chip shop, and i got speaking to the big ( mean mother fucker) and he was talking about this guy i used to hang about and he was on the other side, and they were saying " now hes a big guy it will take at least 2 of us, so we keep on him " then i said to him, look i grew up with him, hes a really good guy, im not touching him" then he started telling me me that his daughter is going to be 7 tomorow, and how he loves her so much, then our convo got broken up by a phone call , and he was talking about where we are going to meet up with them, and then he was like make shure dave has bats in his car. :worried:

this guy just told me he loved his wee girl, yet he was willing to get killed the night before her birthday ??? anyway we all met up again, and just as WW3 broke out the police came round like tons of them, so we all split up, and just had to run home !! what a fucking night, i was not ready for that at all. and not slat no pussy that night :worried:
you're black?
 
sublime35 said:
damn bro, wish I coulda been there. I love a good fight, been wanting to get in one for a while.
must be a long time since youve been in one.

i could do with never being in another confrontation in my life - it ruins your night, if not the next month or year as you look over your shoulder for the guy that you bopped the week/month/year before that has been drinking and feels bulletproof, standing with his 10 mates. plus, even when you win, it still hurts, since you usually cop one or two anyhow, as well as bruising your hand on the other guys face/guard

TT mate im glad you got out of that one, and i see what you mean about your town being kinda like mine :D - but i have to say i hate group violence. thats bullshit. if you want to sort something out, you sort it on your own, big or small.

its a shame most of the heroes in clubs like to think that theyre Van Damme, yet end up sucker punching you from the side, hitting you when you least expect it/arent looking, or finding you on your own with a group behind them

i like the way you type up your weekend stories :D its very amusing ;) - but use some more smilies next time, ok ;)
 
ok everyone im editing Tinytanks story, here you go:

ok ok, so i come back to my home for the weekends, and i went out lastnight, had a few drinks + had a few more ;) . anyway about 1am, i saw all the bouncers running to the middle of the main floor, So i ( being a nosey basterd ;)) pushed my way threw to see what was going on, it was one of my best mates brother :eek2: , he had just been smashed in the face, so i was asking round to what happend when , this guy said " fuck off what has it got to do with you?" :mad: then my maye came out of no-where and started laying into the guy that said that to me, so i tryed to pick him off of him. then the bouncers chucked us out :worried:. so it was me my mate and his brother standing outside,

after like 20mins the club was closeing down, anyway needless to say that things soon kicked off, but this time outside all these people started sideing with their freinds of friends, untill it was basicly 14 of us stupidly against about 20 of them :worrie: . it was like all these people from 1 town, against my home town. now i could see this was no going to be pritty at all. so i was trying to calm things down anyway, i went up to like the main guy on our side, hes 28, and 6,ft3 and about 3.5ft wide, skin head with flames up the side of his head, (in other words a mean mother fucker :evil: ) my attempts to calm things down, were shot down when he was like " Lee,Lee go show this guy ur muscles, go on go on, come on" so with plenty of woman around (:)) ect i thought why not ehh, so i showed my bi's, and then all of a sudden the guy that my friend hit ,came over and smacked me to the floor, saying i was taunting the other side and that. :mad: :mad: :mad:

then a few scuffles broke out after that. i think i only hit 2 guys in that scuffle, then the police showed up, so we all went back a few hundred feet. re grouped and you could see everyone bringing out their phones and calling their mates brothers ect, so at this point, is when i said "please guys we are out numberd, lets just go please, wait till next week when we have more people come on,"

after a min or 2 we all went to the the local chip shop (:p), and i got speaking to the big ( mean mother fucker) and he was talking about this guy i used to hang about and he was on the other side, and they were saying " now hes a big guy it will take at least 2 of us, so we keep on him " then i said to him, look i grew up with him, hes a really good guy :( , im not touching him" then he started telling me me that his daughter is going to be 7 tomorow, and how he loves her so much, then our convo got broken up by a phone call , and he was talking about where we are going to meet up with them, and then he was like make shure dave has bats in his car. :worried:

this guy just told me he loved his wee girl, yet he was willing to get killed the night before her birthday ??? anyway we all met up again, and just as WW3 broke out the police came round like tons of them, so we all split up, and just had to run home !! what a fucking night, i was not ready for that at all. and not slat no pussy that night :worried: :( :(
 
GoldenDelicious said:
stealing the enemys chicks gains you much honor in scottish tribal warfare


In american such actions are libel to get you beat down from both your friends and enemies...
 
Gambino said:
In american such actions are libel to get you beat down from both your friends and enemies...
thats because you guys have no sense of style

what could be better than doing a massive posedown in front of your enemies, laughing in their faces like DJ_UFO's girlfriend the first time she saw his penis, then kungfu-ing them in the face with your slippers pre-dusted in talcum powder (for effect, of course) then walking back to the car with a girl on each side, with your hand delicately cupping their buttocks - then dropping some lines from Evil Dead III back at the room :p

ooooohhhh yyyeeeaaaahhhhhhh :p
 
Gambino said:
lol why did you flex in front of the enemy?? that seems real gay like

whats happnin gambino ?? i admit it seems pritty gay flashing the bi's, but with hot bitches about, and me being drunk, and with me being on such a high, and all these guys thowing punches at each other, it just makes you do stupid things
 
whenever i fight i rip my shirt off and throw it to the screaming girls
 
Good shit man! I would have loved a good foight. I think its been like a month since I've been one. Beer, bitches, brawls is what being a man is all about. :artist:
 
4everhung said:
you're black?

yes, and he's a dwarf i think too but i'm not sure.
 
gotta love a club full of people with low iq's and blue-collar mentality. There's a lot of them around here -- mainly full of complete trash.

Thank god for velvet rope uppity clubs sometimes. You don't see that shit there.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
youre going to work on your posing routine? ;)

thats what i was going to say say, when i thought the first reply was going to be well i woulda smashed you if i saw u do that too. lmao
 
Razorguns said:
gotta love a club full of people with low iq's and blue-collar mentality. There's a lot of them around here -- mainly full of complete trash.

Thank god for velvet rope uppity clubs sometimes. You don't see that shit there.


your right, but too be honest i dont think many people round here even know what an iq is .
 
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