hipsters, why does my asshole hurt

[shirlene29]

seriously....this is bullshit...


xrays were fine, I never went back for mri results

you can feel what I think it a bursa right at the end of my hip bone (ilia)..its warm and swollen (pick3 in 3.....2......)



stretching hasn't helped..should I cut it off? foam roll it? cauterize it with a soldering iron??


ya, this is a mememe thread

I dont make discrete memememe threads where I pretend I'm callin someone out


discuss

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Come over, I'll inject u

 

[shirlene29]

with about 6 grams of morphine?

 

[shirlene29]

this isn't vermont dude

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Gonna take more than 6....

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm no doctor, but I have watched a lot of House.

That's definitely AIDS

 

[shirlene29]

dude

 

[shirlene29]

I'm no doctor, but I have watched a lot of House.

That's definitely AIDS

I think it might be fuckin aids in my hip
I've had aids in my hip for like 4 months

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Come here, I've got a bottle of kenalog and some fresh marcaine

 

[shirlene29]

well that sounds better

 

[pussydrizzle_8]

No source talk!

 

[shirlene29]

get into plat, we have discussions to discuss

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Some of us have to work around here

 

[smurf2]

Hopefully you dont have an effusion in your hip joint. Painful as fuggg

 

[shirlene29]

it kinda feels like some sort of weird build up...I dont get why though?


great, now I have to make phone calls for the stupid mri results

 

[smurf2]

Yes thats how mine started. Got worse over the course of a few weeks. Until i could not move at all any part of my body without absolute excruciating pain (i'm no wimp). I even called an ambulance bc i was alone, couldnt move, thought i was dying.

 

[bigbassturd]

Look at smurf dishing medical advice.

Psshh

What, are you married to a doctor or something?

 

[smurf2]

Look at smurf dishing medical advice.

Psshh

What, are you married to a doctor or something?

I'm not a doctor, but i suck one off IRL

 

[billfred]

if you have been upping you cardio, it is most likely your IT Band. Foam roller, deep tissue massage on that band (from hip to knee), and stretching will be your key.

 

[smurf2]

Old men dont work out

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm not a doctor, but i suck one off IRL

pics?

 

[shirlene29]

if you have been upping you cardio, it is most likely your IT Band. Foam roller, deep tissue massage on that band (from hip to knee), and stretching will be your key.

Ive got arumble roller...i'll give it a whirl....the swelling is pissing me off

I sleep on that side usually and can barely sleep because of it

 

[SpyWizard]

the roller might help it could be brittle bone etc... jk.. maybe..

but if it's a torn ligament if the xray was negative... that would be the guess.

 

[billfred]

I'm not a doctor, but i suck one off IRL

lololol

 

[shirlene29]

the roller might help it could be brittle bone etc... jk.. maybe..

but if it's a torn ligament if the xray was negative... that would be the guess.

Im kinda wondering if its tenosynovitis thats gotten way out of hand because I never miss a day...haven't rested it

Im like the queen of fricken tenosynovitis (age jokes aside, my entire adult life)...now if someone could tell me why that is that would be extra awesome


otherwise..I'm going with "hip aids" as the official reason

 

[goin on 4T]

spinal menengitis

 

[shirlene29]

could be...Im running a low fever......

oh wait, nvm

 

[EnderJE]

Damn, Shirls. Hope you get better.

 

[shirlene29]

thanks ender...I'm fine...it hurts but its hurt for months
I probably should have followed up with my appointments...

 

[zwhit]

stop whining

 

[bigbassturd]

Rub some dirt on it tit bag

 

[shirlene29]

at 2150 psi?

 

[pdaddyII]

Woman with wide birthing hips can experience hip joint pain during menopause. You're welcome in advance

 

[Captain FT]

Put some vagisil on it.

 

[wootoom]

Hydros kill hip injuries

 

[shirlene29]

Woman with wide birthing hips can experience hip joint pain during menopause. You're welcome in advance

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


thanks for callin my hips wide jerkoff

 

[pdaddyII]

Lolololololol

 

[bigbassturd]

Hydros kill hip injuries

Who the fuck are you?

 

[wootoom]

Lol!!!!

 

[bigbassturd]

Olololololol!!

 

[WoodyO]

Assholes, why does my dick hurt?

 

[wootoom]

I just got home from vacation last night and did some serious anal and I got pegged as well..no joke

 

[uamaverick]

I think you need to be put down, just like they do when horses break their hips. Don't worry, we'll use you for glue.

 

[zwhit]

did Greg put your feet behind your head recently?

 

[zwhit]

that was uncalled for, sorry

 

[WoodyO]

I don't know about Greg, but I plan on doing it to her.

 

[zwhit]

it didn't deserve a bomb

 

[Captain FT]

stop your DNP

 

[shirlene29]

I was thinkin of uppin the dose to like a gram a day and seein if I could cook it out...like a boil (literally)

 

[WoodyO]

Using up my share of the DNP. I see how it is.

 

[miplank]

I don't know about Greg, but I plan on doing it to her.

never gonna happen

 

[smurf2]

never gonna happen

lolololol

 

[WoodyO]

Call out?

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Lol

 

[miplank]

lolololol

lololololol

 

[SpyWizard]

Assholes, why does my dick hurt?

pulling it too hard?? torquing it?? not enough lube?

 

[WoodyO]

pulling it too hard?? torquing it?? not enough lube?

It may have been the Indian burn i gave it.

 

[PICK3]

I never went back for mri

why?

 

[shirlene29]

idk...I was despondent and sick of drs

 

[WoodyO]

You dead, sanka?

 

[PICK3]

idk...I was despondent and sick of drs

closed MRI sucks

get my cervical results Tues

 

[shirlene29]

oh I had the stupid thing done then never went and got the results...
they blew up my phone for a bit because I missed the appointment then eventually stopped calling

 

[PICK3]

oh I had the stupid thing done then never went and got the results...
they blew up my phone for a bit because I missed the appointment then eventually stopped calling

was it a closed MRI

did it suck?

 

[WoodyO]

Pretty sure it was a cavity check. Four fingers.

 

[shirlene29]

was it a closed MRI

did it suck?

it was , it didnt...I went in feet first so the top of my head was like out of the machine and I could look just past it

 

[goin on 4T]

Put some Ben Gay on it.
Then please post up some nudes.

 

[WoodyO]

I'm going to the deli for a premature baby burrito

 

[shirlene29]

workin hard on tryin to piss me off today huh??


see if I listen on the phone ever again

 

[WoodyO]

Posting in your thread pisses you off?

 

[shirlene29]

posting shitty lunch pisses me off

 

[WoodyO]

How about a fetus fajita?

 

[shirlene29]

fuck you

 

[WoodyO]

Fine. I'll eat plain ol' boring chicken breast again.

 

[zwhit]

you guys are falling apart

 

[shirlene29]

you noticed that too huh?

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Last time I had an MRI I was a kid. I just pretended I was an astronaut and the closed MRI was kinda fun.

 

[ceo]

I've had 2 MRI's. Fell asleep both times.

 

[PICK3]

my dirt wrinkle feels a little sore too this morning

 

[WoodyO]

I don't even know what an MRI is. So fuck all y'all.