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it wasnt long ago..
around january 2004 if my memory serves me right.
i had been waiting for a package from china containing 20 hgh kits FOR PERSONAL USE OF COURSE!!
a rather big pack in size, but no more than 4kg in weight.
it usually takes 4 days to arrive from china, but it was 7 days and no pack.
i tracked online and it said something like "your item is being processed by customs".
keep in mind this is NOT in the u.s!
i figured oh well...
the worst scenario is the package gets snagged and somebody is out of 20 kits... but then my psycho half came out and said no fuckin way i'm lettin them bastards keep my pack!
i was gonna phone them up to see whats up.
in fact, my plan was to phone them immediately after coming back from my usual daily trips to the post office.
at the post office that day, i checked my po box to find a letter from customs. it states some'n in the range: "we have your medicines and if you want them back you must come in person with a valid i.d and a doc's prescription.
right there and then i knew what time it was...
either they're genuine and REALLY want a doc's script or its just a trick to get me in there, and when i walk in there ill get taken into custody.
i may have been slightly pissed off that day, so i decided to go in there and cause some chaos.. no i'm just kidding... i figured i'd go in there and be really sincere. the plan was to explain the gear is used for bodybuilders to build mass. the truth is always best and im not exactly the smallest guy on the block so i figured they may fall for it.
1p.m...
i pull up by customs.
i find parking far away... a good 5 minute walk.
my house is already clean just in case.
'good afternoon, i recieved this letter. where should i go'
the lady in the front desk tells me the 3rd floor.
i order the elevator and walk in...
2 cops walk in with me.
slightly sweating but i keep as chill as possible.
the elevator stops at the 3rd floor and i exit..
they exit behind me.
i take a right...
they're right behind me.
fuck fuck fuck i say!!!!
my mind starts racing...
heart's pounding.
but i got this far and aint turning around now.
its showtime!!!
i walk up to the front counter where i gave the women the letter i recieved.
she tells me to wait while she goes back and gets her duty manager.
duty manager my balls!!!
2 minutes later, 3 police officers ask me to walk in a room.
"this is your package here from china?" they ask.
i reply that it is.
"you are aware that this medicines are illegal for possession without a doctors' script".
i reply that i wasnt aware of that fact and that i dont have a script for em.
the interrogation continued...
questions like:
'who supplied them'
'how much did they cost'
'is this the first time you recieve packs from abroad'
'do you sell these'
it went on an on....
i played dumb for the most part.
then, perhaps the most critical question of them all!!!!
"what are these used for?" one of the cops asked.
i explained that many bodybuilders inject it to grow muscle, and that my plans are the same.
its then that the tables turned...
one of the cops was fascinated.
he looked about 35 years old, about 6'0 tall, slightly built but nothing to brag about. he asked me more about the product and i pretty much told him if he shot 4i.u's a day he'd probably grow a solid 15 pounds of muscle in 4-5 months.
for the next 20 minutes, i was lecturing the 2 cops (one seemed not interested and left the room) about the use of hgh and steroids in bodybuilding. we even got into the topic of protein intake and training splits.
i even had the 2 bastards take out a notepad and take notes.
they were really nice guys..
even though i dont like cops.. never did!
so after 20 minutes of bullshit, the cop asked me how much each kit costs.
i told him i buy em for around $$$$.
he takes out his wallet and sorts through some bills..
then pulls out money for 2 kits and puts in on the table...
"can i buy 2 kits from you?" he asked.
he continued "i never know these existed and i would appreciate if you would please sell me 2".
i couldnt fuckin believe what was goin on.
part of me was like wtf?????
i though.is this a fuckin joke or what.
but hey... business is business... and i gotta do what this guy wants cause, after all, he's the fucker in authority! so i sold him 2 kits. lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
i walked out of there with 18 kits and some cash for the 2 i sold him.
and another satchboogie tale....
around january 2004 if my memory serves me right.
i had been waiting for a package from china containing 20 hgh kits FOR PERSONAL USE OF COURSE!!
a rather big pack in size, but no more than 4kg in weight.
it usually takes 4 days to arrive from china, but it was 7 days and no pack.
i tracked online and it said something like "your item is being processed by customs".
keep in mind this is NOT in the u.s!
i figured oh well...
the worst scenario is the package gets snagged and somebody is out of 20 kits... but then my psycho half came out and said no fuckin way i'm lettin them bastards keep my pack!
i was gonna phone them up to see whats up.
in fact, my plan was to phone them immediately after coming back from my usual daily trips to the post office.
at the post office that day, i checked my po box to find a letter from customs. it states some'n in the range: "we have your medicines and if you want them back you must come in person with a valid i.d and a doc's prescription.
right there and then i knew what time it was...
either they're genuine and REALLY want a doc's script or its just a trick to get me in there, and when i walk in there ill get taken into custody.
i may have been slightly pissed off that day, so i decided to go in there and cause some chaos.. no i'm just kidding... i figured i'd go in there and be really sincere. the plan was to explain the gear is used for bodybuilders to build mass. the truth is always best and im not exactly the smallest guy on the block so i figured they may fall for it.
1p.m...
i pull up by customs.
i find parking far away... a good 5 minute walk.
my house is already clean just in case.
'good afternoon, i recieved this letter. where should i go'
the lady in the front desk tells me the 3rd floor.
i order the elevator and walk in...
2 cops walk in with me.
slightly sweating but i keep as chill as possible.
the elevator stops at the 3rd floor and i exit..
they exit behind me.
i take a right...
they're right behind me.
fuck fuck fuck i say!!!!
my mind starts racing...
heart's pounding.
but i got this far and aint turning around now.
its showtime!!!
i walk up to the front counter where i gave the women the letter i recieved.
she tells me to wait while she goes back and gets her duty manager.
duty manager my balls!!!
2 minutes later, 3 police officers ask me to walk in a room.
"this is your package here from china?" they ask.
i reply that it is.
"you are aware that this medicines are illegal for possession without a doctors' script".
i reply that i wasnt aware of that fact and that i dont have a script for em.
the interrogation continued...
questions like:
'who supplied them'
'how much did they cost'
'is this the first time you recieve packs from abroad'
'do you sell these'
it went on an on....
i played dumb for the most part.
then, perhaps the most critical question of them all!!!!
"what are these used for?" one of the cops asked.
i explained that many bodybuilders inject it to grow muscle, and that my plans are the same.
its then that the tables turned...
one of the cops was fascinated.
he looked about 35 years old, about 6'0 tall, slightly built but nothing to brag about. he asked me more about the product and i pretty much told him if he shot 4i.u's a day he'd probably grow a solid 15 pounds of muscle in 4-5 months.
for the next 20 minutes, i was lecturing the 2 cops (one seemed not interested and left the room) about the use of hgh and steroids in bodybuilding. we even got into the topic of protein intake and training splits.
i even had the 2 bastards take out a notepad and take notes.
they were really nice guys..
even though i dont like cops.. never did!
so after 20 minutes of bullshit, the cop asked me how much each kit costs.
i told him i buy em for around $$$$.
he takes out his wallet and sorts through some bills..
then pulls out money for 2 kits and puts in on the table...
"can i buy 2 kits from you?" he asked.
he continued "i never know these existed and i would appreciate if you would please sell me 2".
i couldnt fuckin believe what was goin on.
part of me was like wtf?????
i though.is this a fuckin joke or what.
but hey... business is business... and i gotta do what this guy wants cause, after all, he's the fucker in authority! so i sold him 2 kits. lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
i walked out of there with 18 kits and some cash for the 2 i sold him.
and another satchboogie tale....
