Hey you fat bastards

[RottenWillow]

DQ and Girl Scout cookies pair up for LTO blizzard flavor

MINNEAPOLIS — Dairy Queen has announced it is merging its popular frozen treat, the Blizzard, with the best-selling Girl Scout cookie, the Thin Mint. The new combination will be the featured Blizzard of the Month for July and be available at all Dairy Queen and DQ Grill & Chill locations nationwide on July 1, 2008.

The Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookie Blizzard is made of soft serve blended with Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookie pieces and a Crème de Menthe topping. The average price of the Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookie Blizzard is $2.75 for the 12 ounce, $3.20 for the 16 ounce and $3.65 for the 21 ounce. The flavor also is available in ice cream cakes. The average price of a Blizzard cake is $19.99 for the 8-inch and $22.50 for the 12-inch.


I'm about to get me some of this shiznit.

 

[Lestat]

I was hoping they'd do it with the chocolate peanut butter ones!

 

[jnevin]

This is all I fuckin' need.

 

[Mr. dB]

Bleah.

 

[bw1]

lol @ "fat bastards"

 

[Scotsman]

Meh, I'll stick with butterfinger or cookie dough. Just not a big fan of thin mints.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Dial_tone]

Will you be needing gas money?

 

[rnch]

yummmmmmmmm

 

[needtogetarmy]

I wonder if they will have a version of it with a huge 1 gallon cup and a hose that goes straight to the stomach.

 

[jackangel]

Bleah.

this guy officially does not like anything. ever.

 

[blueta2]

S......the yeasties are going to love you for that one...haha!

Now I want ice cream dammit

 

[rnch]

this guy officially does not like anything. ever.

except endless playing of the Beatles on his 8 track tape deck.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I can't believe heatherrae hasn't made her way over here yet

 

[jackangel]

I can't believe heatherrae hasn't made her way over here yet

she's trying. she's just slow.

 

[RottenWillow]

S......the yeasties are going to love you for that one...haha!

Now I want ice cream dammit

I need some fattening up though. I'm down to 13% bf. Mexican women aren't supposed to be scrawny.

 

[Scotsman]

I need some fattening up though. I'm down to 13% bf. Mexican women aren't supposed to be scrawny.

Dang RW what happened? You need to head to DQ stat.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[RottenWillow]

Dang RW what happened? You need to head to DQ stat.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Disease de Lyme. Bad GI symptoms for several weeks and was living on sugar free whey powder and oatmeal. Probably 800 kcals a day max for over 2 months.

 

[Basikstylz]

The average price of the Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookie Blizzard is $2.75 for the 12 ounce, $3.20 for the 16 ounce and $3.65 for the 21 ounce. The flavor also is available in ice cream cakes. The average price of a Blizzard cake is $19.99 for the 8-inch and $22.50 for the 12-inch.


I'm about to get me some of this shiznit.

Deng... do you work for DQ?

 

[Scotsman]

Disease de Lyme. Bad GI symptoms for several weeks and was living on sugar free whey powder and oatmeal. Probably 800 kcals a day max for over 2 months.

Crap I had no idea. How are you doing now?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[RottenWillow]

Crap I had no idea. How are you doing now?

Cheers,
Scotsman

Meh. It's always something with LD. You take it one hour at a time. I can eat good again, which is great since women don't look good this lean.

 

[Mr. dB]

this guy officially does not like anything. ever.

If she's written about a caramel-nut Blizzard, or a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard, or a strawberry shortcake Blizzard, I'd have been all over that shit. But chocolate-mint? Bleah.

I can deal with fruity desserts, nutty desserts, caramel desserts, chocolate desserts, buttery desserts, or any combination of the above; minty desserts are gross.

I prefer my mint in chutney, tabouleh salad, or a mojito.