Hey Xbiker

[flex123]

Just wanted to see how you've been and ask acouple questions.


Do you have a wife?
Do you have Kids?
Are you Heterosexual?
Do you like dogs or cats?
Do you like to sleep in on Sundays or go for a run in the park?
Got any Brothers or Sisters?
Do you prefer gray suits or black suits?
Do you scratch the balls outside or inside the pants?








just fucking with you man....

 

[KAYNE]

I'M PRETTY SURE THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 3 IS NO!!! THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 1 MAY BE YES BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT DOESNT REALLY MEAN TOO MUCH THESE DAYS.





KAYNE

 

[flex123]

Re: Re: Hey Xbiker

You totally read my mind! I was going to ask the exact Q's

You are too slow though my friend....But I knew you were about to ask, so I jumped in on the interview first.

X hasn't shown his face yet...I bet he will have a panic attack when he reads this.

 

[KAYNE]

I think Anal ASsplorer and Xbiker just moved in together and are bitching at each other about their home decor.

I also think they took turns letting their inept contractor bang them in the ass.

THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING.

NOW HE IS GOING TO COME ON HERE AND SAY I AM A HOMO. BUT KEEP IN MIND THE ONLY REASON HE WILL SAY THAT IS B/C I HAVE BEEN INFERRING HE IS A HOMO FOR A LONG TIME. HE RECENTLY STARTED MIRRORING EVERYTHING I SAY TO HIM RIGHT BACK TO ME. WHAT AN ASS. HE EVEN SIGNS SOME OF HIS POSTS LIKE I DO BY PUTTIN "YOUR HERO" AT THE BOTTOM OF THEM. ITS QUITE FUNNY.



KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

HAHA, funny thread.

As for the N.O. jabroni, dog lover boy.

Who can't stop thinking about who here?

You're a stinking hypocrit of one has ever lived.

Don't you have anything better to do (like fellate your canine) than sit around and think about me?

It appears you do not.

 

[XBiker]

Just wanted to see how you've been and ask acouple questions.


Do you have a wife?

Nunya bizness.

Do you have Kids?

Nunya bidness.

Are you Heterosexual?

Yes, I am.

Do you like dogs or cats?

I like dogs that eat cats.

Do you like to sleep in on Sundays or go for a run in the park?

Walking is for people that can't afford a nice bike.

Got any Brothers or Sisters?

Yes

Do you prefer gray suits or black suits?

Grey.

Do you scratch the balls outside or inside the pants?

That would depend on the itch.

 

[XBiker]

I think Anal ASsplorer and Xbiker just moved in together and are bitching at each other about their home decor.

That's funny, KY. Ooops, I mean KJ.

My simpleton (hetero) tastes could in no way hang with his homosexual tastes, sorry to inform you.

 

[AAP]

I'M PRETTY SURE THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 3 IS NO!!!




KAYNE

You got that right.

 

[AAP]

NOW HE IS GOING TO COME ON HERE AND SAY I AM A HOMO. BUT KEEP IN MIND THE ONLY REASON HE WILL SAY THAT IS B/C I HAVE BEEN INFERRING HE IS A HOMO FOR A LONG TIME.


KAYNE

I have been doing that for a long time now. I see I am not the only one with suspicions...

 

[AAP]

My simpleton (hetero) tastes could in no way hang with his SUPERIORhomosexual tastes, sorry to inform you.

You got that right. Until you pass Interior Design Class.. there ain't a chance in hell I am letting you do any decorating. You just keep assembling those Hello Kitty kitchens in the mean time.

 

[AAP]

This is hilarious. Especially considering when you ask this queen a question, she goes into a hissy fit over it.


Denial.... it ain't just a river.....

 

[XBiker]

I almost thought the #1 cock sucking faggot of EF said something.

Guess I was mistaken, it was just the sound of viral infection taking the homo over. My bad.

Funny how he and KAYNE speak of each other so much.

It's a match made in heaven.

 

[KAYNE]

I almost thought the #1 cock sucking faggot of EF said something.

WHY ARE YOU REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!

ANAL
YOU SEE. HE DID EXACTLY WHAT I SAID HE WOULD DO. WHAT A BITCH!!!


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

WELL XDRESSER, IT SEEMS THE GENERAL CONSENSUS IS THAT YOU ARE PUTTING FROM THE RUFF. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO. AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUND WHEN I CALL YOU A HOMO!!! NOPE, SORRY SPARKY. I WASNT.

YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE.



KAYNE

 

[AAP]

WHY ARE YOU REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!

ANAL
YOU SEE. HE DID EXACTLY WHAT I SAID HE WOULD DO. WHAT A BITCH!!!


KAYNE

Damn my slowness, I was about to post the same thing.

Poor bitch not only is having a shitty day because she found out her kitchen was out dated, but then again, she decided to skip leg day as well.

(of course, it looks like she has been skipping quite a few of those)

 

[XBiker]

Damn my slowness, I was about to post the same thing.

Poor bitch not only is having a shitty day because she found out her kitchen was out dated, but then again, she decided to skip leg day as well.

(of course, it looks like she has been skipping quite a few of those)

Post up or shut up gay boy.

 

[KAYNE]

Damn my slowness, I was about to post the same thing.

Poor bitch not only is having a shitty day because she found out her kitchen was out dated, but then again, she decided to skip leg day as well.

(of course, it looks like she has been skipping quite a few of those)

LMFAO!!!


XDRESSER
YOU FLOCK TO MY POSTS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW MY 2 CENTS IN ON THIS ONE AND RETURN THE FAVOR. YOU SEEM TO BE ATTRACTED TO ME AND THEN YOU GET MAD CUZ I WONT LET YOU SUCK MY DICK.



KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

Looks like the saying is true...

Birds of a feather flock together.

No names needed.

 

[XBiker]

HAHA, funny thread.

As for the N.O. jabroni, dog lover boy.

Who can't stop thinking about who here?

You're a stinking hypocrit of one has ever lived.

Don't you have anything better to do (like fellate your canine) than sit around and think about me?

It appears you do not.

 

[AAP]

Looks like the saying is true...

Birds of a feather flock together.

No names needed.

Oh... let me guess!! Let me guess!!

Umm.... you and Richard Simmons? I see he skips leg days too.

You seem to pepper your posts with "gay", "homosexual", "fag"... you say those things like someone utterly familiar with the species.....

P.S. If you were really a hetero, you would be able to come up with snappy comebacks...

snap, snap, double snap..... <hint hint>

 

[XBiker]

LMFAO!!!


XDRESSER
YOU FLOCK TO MY POSTS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW MY 2 CENTS IN ON THIS ONE AND RETURN THE FAVOR. YOU SEEM TO BE ATTRACTED TO ME AND THEN YOU GET MAD CUZ I WONT LET YOU SUCK MY DICK.



KAYNE

Let me get this straight.

YOU reply FIVE TIMES to a thread directly titled to me and I flock to your posts?

Did you forget your medication today, KAYNEEE-POOH?

Get a clue, punk. You're backpedalling and it's making me laugh at you.

 

[KAYNE]

Let me get this straight.

YOU reply FIVE TIMES to a thread directly titled to me and I flock to your posts?

Did you forget your medication today, KAYNEEE-POOH?

Get a clue, punk. You're backpedalling and it's making me laugh at you.

LOL.....THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE FUCKED WITH YOU WITHOUT YOU FIRST REPLYING TO ME. IF YOU DO A SEARCH WITH MY NAME, YOU WILL SEE YOUR REPLIES AFTER MY POSTS ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. ALL OF WHICH ARE SAYING SOMETHING SMARTASS TOWARDS ME. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF.



KAYNE

 

[AAP]

Get a clue, punk. You're backpedalling and it's making me laugh at you.

Post a pic of that kitchen and we will all have a laugh...

 

[AAP]

LOL.....THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE FUCKED WITH YOU WITHOUT YOU FIRST REPLYING TO ME. IF YOU DO A SEARCH WITH MY NAME, YOU WILL SEE YOUR REPLIES AFTER MY POSTS ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. ALL OF WHICH ARE SAYING SOMETHING SMARTASS TOWARDS ME. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF.



KAYNE

Ever notice he can't stay off my thread either? For someone that says he can't stand me flaunting my homosexuality, he sure as hell can't put me on ignore and stay away from my posts....

secretly he loves it.

 

[KAYNE]

Looks like the saying is true...

Birds of a feather flock together.

No names needed.

SO YOU ARE SAYING EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD WHO THINKS YOU ARE GAY, IS GAY!!!


SHIT MAN, EVERYONE ON THIS JOINT THINKS YOU ARE GAY. SO I GUESS WE ARE ALL GAY EXCEPT YOU IF YOUR LOGIC IS TRUE!!!




KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

Ever notice he can't stay off my thread either? For someone that says he can't stand me flaunting my homosexuality, he sure as hell can't put me on ignore and stay away from my posts....

secretly he loves it.

THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO ADMIT FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.




KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

Looks like we'll have a new butthole baby in 9 months.

KAYNAL Explorer!

Is that wedding bells I hear?

 

[AAP]

THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO ADMIT FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.




KAYNE

Allllllllllll.... those...... gay......... ass........threads...... of mine and he shows up on each one. Sigh..... The pressures I go through being someone's role model.

And then she has the nerve to say I offend her with my flaunting.... what a cope out. We all know she will be the first one clicking on my threads.

 

[AAP]

Looks like we'll have a new butthole baby in 9 months.

KAYNAL Explorer!

Is that wedding bells I hear?

More gay comments... she thinks more about gayness than I do.

 

[KAYNE]

DID I NOT PREDICT EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD COME ON HERE AND SAY!!!

ANAL
GET USED TO IT. HE FLOCKS TO MY POSTS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT AS WELL.





KAYNE

 

[AAP]

True dat... I hope she appreciates all the work I am putting in to be a good role model...

 

[XBiker]

HAHA, funny thread.

As for the N.O. jabroni, dog lover boy.

Who can't stop thinking about who here?

You're a stinking hypocrit of one has ever lived.

Don't you have anything better to do (like fellate your canine) than sit around and think about me?

It appears you do not.

 

[KAYNE]

DAMN, I KNEW YOU WOULD BE SAYING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD BE QUOTING YOURSELF CUZ YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!!!

ATTA BOY SPARKY.



KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

DAMN, I KNEW YOU WOULD BE SAYING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD BE QUOTING YOURSELF CUZ YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!!!

ATTA BOY SPARKY.



KAYNE

You are even dumber than I thought KAYNE.

Please check the title of this thread and get back to me...

Actually, don't. You've already played to fool enough 2 nite.

 

[KAYNE]

DARK
DONT BE SORRY MAN....YOU JUST THINK WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE GENERAL CONSENSUS AROUND THESE PARTS. NO NEED TO BE SORRY.



KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

DARK
DONT BE SORRY MAN....YOU JUST THINK WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE GENERAL CONSENSUS AROUND THESE PARTS. NO NEED TO BE SORRY.



XDRESSER
YEAH, JUST KEEP ON QUOTING YOURSELF SPARKY.






KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

Sorry Xbiker, but I have the same thoughts about you too... that's why I asked (not maliciously) you those questions earlier... that's all

You seem really uptight and angry when someone calls you gay or something... it's like you go out of your way to proclaim your heterosexuality.

Well, this is the only time I will post on this thread again, unless of course you want to discuss this matter with one more person on your back, lol... otherwise I will just leave you be

Later.

You think I am offended by all this?

I find it amuzing.

I was surfing the net and on the newsgroups when KAYNE was still spanking his meat puppet to National Geographic in his parent's room.

As for AAP, he was probably still hetero and just beginning to get his feelings for dipping his wick in another man's shit hole.

No offense taken from your questions or your incorrect inferences.

As for "another person" on my "back"

***Newsflash*** this is the internet. What we all see here are persona's, not people.

 

[KAYNE]

.

As for "another person" on my "back"

***Newsflash*** this is the internet. What we all see here are persona's, not people.

WELL, WE ALL SEE A GAY PERSONA AS RATIFIED FULLY BY THIS THREAD.

MAN, YOURE JUST GETTING KILLED TONIGHT. I'D GO TO SLEEP AND SLEEP IT OFF IF I WERE YOU. THANK GOD I'M NOT THOUGH.


KAYNE

 

[XBiker]

WELL, WE ALL SEE A GAY PERSONA AS RATIFIED FULLY BY THIS THREAD.

MAN, YOURE JUST GETTING KILLED TONIGHT. I'D GO TO SLEEP AND SLEEP IT OFF IF I WERE YOU. THANK GOD I'M NOT THOUGH.


KAYNE

Getting killed?

Perhaps a few of my brain cells from that last pull I took.

If you think this is "real" KAYNE, you should consider getting life.

I was at Wal-Mart earlier and they were having a clearance on clues. Better jump in your Hyundai and get on down there and get one.

 

[KAYNE]

Getting killed?

Perhaps a few of my brain cells from that last pull I took.

EXACTLY HOW DO YOU TAKE A PULL?

If you think this is "real" KAYNE, you should consider getting life.

NVR SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS "REAL". BUT WE ARE HERE AND IT IS HAPPENING. I DONT WORRY ABOUT THE NET WHEN I'M NOT ON IT. ONCE I LOG OFF THIS SITE, I DONT THINK ABOUT YOU.

AND I HAVE A LIFE. A HECTIC LIFE BUT A LIFE NONETHELESS.

I was at Wal-Mart earlier and they were having a clearance on clues. Better jump in your Hyundai and get on down there and get one.

HOW OLD ARE YOU? THIS IS SOMETHING A KINDERGARDNER WOULD SAY.



KAYNE

 

[flex123]

I was just fucking with Darktooth....shit I didn't mean to start drama with you all. My bad!

 

[XBiker]

I was just fucking with Darktooth....shit I didn't mean to start drama with you all. My bad!

Don't worry about it. You got the green from me, if you notice.

Besides, they're just all jealous.

 

[Fleshcrawl]

hey

 

[flex123]

Don't worry about it. You got the green from me, if you notice.

Besides, they're just all jealous.

Good deal...you the man X....

one question are you married? just playing again.....

 

[XBiker]

Good deal...you the man X....

one question are you married? just playing again.....

HAHA.

Hey, I forgot to mention, that girl in your avatar, she looks familiar.

I am pretty sure I have seen the top of her head, a couple of times.

 

[flex123]

HAHA.

Hey, I forgot to mention, that girl in your avatar, she looks familiar.

I am pretty sure I have seen the top of her head, a couple of times.

ah shit....I ain't got shit to say on that....except your lucky you don't give out info if your married or not cause once I knew, you would be single either way.

 

[XBiker]

ah shit....I ain't got shit to say on that....except your lucky you don't give out info if your married or not cause once I knew, you would be single either way.