Hey Woody

[mistaballoonhands]

Had some dental work done today. Dr says I can't suck your dick for at least 48 hrs.

See you on Thursday

 

[shirlene29]

pics of bloody gauze

 

[shirlene29]

or it didnt happen...and youre just too busy suckin someone elses dick till thursday

 

[shirlene29]

woody, hes cheating on you

 

[mistaballoonhands]

pics of bloody gauze

They didn't Give me much so I've been rinsing and wringing it out q 20 min

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Barely oozing tho

 

[shirlene29]

just roll that shit up and bite down on it...spit it into a cup..like nasty bloody gauzy dip

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I have a crush on my new dentist

 

[pdaddyII]

Chew that shit

 

[shirlene29]

you like what he did to your mouth?

 

[zwhit]

I have a crush on my new dentist

his bulge must've touched your arm while he was working on you?

 

[shirlene29]

wait...wait...did they have to laser your gums at all? cuz i just had that shit done to place a new crown and it smelled fucking terrible but I have a new fascination with tissue cutting with lasers now
I've been practicing on the neighbors cat

 

[gatemoney]

Had some dental work done today. Dr says I can't suck your dick for at least 48 hrs.

See you on Thursday

You can prolly suck mine
it's tiny

 

[mistaballoonhands]

No cautery required. Good hemostasis was achieved with direct pressure.

 

[smurf2]

I have a crush on my new dentist

haha wtf!!??

 

[mistaballoonhands]

haha wtf!!??

Loll loll jk!

 

[shirlene29]

mine was heavy removal of tissue...the laser was more for a neat line than bleeds

tho come to think of it I bet it wouldve bled like the neighbors cat if they had used a scalpel....clearly I have to get better with the laser on the cat

 

[bigbassturd]

I have a crush on my new dentist

If your dentist is anything close to Jennifer Aniston in horrible bosses, I'd drill your dentist too

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[WoodyO]

All I got out of this thread is that I'm not getting a BJ today.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Loblolly sorry bro

 

[WoodyO]

This thread got more hits than my appreciation thread

 

[zwhit]

 

[shirlene29]

I like death metal rooster better

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Fuck it's starting to hurt

 

[zwhit]

never heard him

 

[WoodyO]

 

[nangiggles]

I laughed so hard xD

 

[Mr. dB]

Had some dental work done today. Dr says I can't suck your dick for at least 48 hrs.

See you on Thursday

The blowjob may be out, for now, but you can still buy him a steak.

 

[WoodyO]

I never got that steak or BJ...

 

[SouthernLord]

I gargle with mt dew for dental hygiene.

 

[shirlene29]

lolol@ this thread

I was funnier last year

I should be less stressed out

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol indeed

 

[WoodyO]

Seriously, I'm gonna need a steak or a bj.

 

[wootoom]

can i dinky?

 

[WoodyO]

Why was I even expecting a bj from Chris anyways? Was it just my turn?

 

[Mr. dB]

Those kids are too young to be listening to death metal.

 

[WoodyO]

Death metal is great for all ages.

 

[wootoom]

Agreed