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Hey Supersizme....

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Have you ever used your line:

"Get up on dez nuts." in real life when talking to a woman?
 
worst_thread_ever

And a very geigh sig...to boot

And hell no I have never tried to seduce a woman with a comment out of the movie Barbershop.
 
U aint kiddin cipher.

UP yours flappy titted dimparrot.
 
SSME is avoiding this thread like a nerdy dude at a prom ducking a fat chick.
 
omg i was at the gym.

i don't know how many times i've broken out "deez nuts" when talking to a woman, but know that it's been done more than enough times. i think the one that cracked me up the most was a few years back when i had some friends in my car and that 10,000 Maniacs song "These Are Days" song was on and this girl in my front seat was singing along, so I changed the chorus and sang "Deeez are nutz...you'll remember" to her. Maybe not funny on paper but I got some chuckles out of it. Simples pleasures for simple minds.
 
Notice how SSME has now started a BS thread about getting his car hit while 'at' the gym today.

lame.
 
supersizeme said:
omg i was at the gym.

i don't know how many times i've broken out "deez nuts" when talking to a woman, but know that it's been done more than enough times. i think the one that cracked me up the most was a few years back when i had some friends in my car and that 10,000 Maniacs song "These Are Days" song was on and this girl in my front seat was singing along, so I changed the chorus and sang "Deeez are nutz...you'll remember" to her. Maybe not funny on paper but I got some chuckles out of it. Simples pleasures for simple minds.

I used it on my wife the other night...here's the transcript.


@ 10:42 PM my wife sneezed a gaurgantuan sneeze that wook me up and she says..

Her: Sorry honey.
ME: Hu! What!? oh thats okay babe. You know that now that I'm awake we have to fool around.
Her: I'm sleepy...
Me: Too late you woke me. Get up dez nuts.

(this is where she started laughing)

I mean she couldn't stop, she rolled up in a ball. laughing saying..the romance is dead..... still laughing...me..I fall back to sleep.

She tells me this evening when I get home that she laughed for a good 20 minutes.
 
LOL!!!

i have to give you credit for that one, big perm. that was well executed. had she even heard the term "deez nuts" before??
 
supersizeme said:
LOL!!!

i have to give you credit for that one, big perm. that was well executed. had she even heard the term "deez nuts" before??

Never. Plus I just rented barber shop for this weekend so that should bring about another blonde moment.
 
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