Hey Smurfy!

[TheProject]

How's the smurfin' door?

 

[the nature boy]

I think you should be banned for making threads like these.

 

[Fragadelic]

And you never said what you had for Sunday brunch!

 

[fyxgel2]

I've decided that Smurfy is hot,
especially for a woman of her age.

 

[Lestat]

I've decided that Smurfy is hot,
especially for a woman of her age.

way to be an asshole, asshole.

 

[fyxgel2]

way to be an asshole, asshole.

hows is that being an asshole?

I looked at her gallery and she is HOTTTT!!!
Let me guess though, she is probably married.

 

[Lestat]

hows is that being an asshole?

I looked at her gallery and she is HOTTTT!!!

A woman of her age? Would you have said that to a guy?

 

[fyxgel2]

A woman of her age? Would you have said that to a guy?

She is hot as she is, the fact that she is older and still looks that good, is even more hot. I dont see the insult. I would have said that to a guy yes. Something like this: "hey you are ripped.... holy crap you're 50 and your this ripped?.... Impressive!"

 

[Lumberg]

How old is she?

 

[Smurfy]

The door is brand smurfin new and so is my windshield.. Im so smurfin excited.


Oh, and Im not smurfin 50; But thanks I guess.

 

[Smurfy]

and Project, thank you for your concern. I knew I could count on you.

 

[fyxgel2]

The door is brand smurfin new and so is my windshield.. Im so smurfin excited.


Oh, and Im not smurfin 50; But thanks I guess.

no, no, I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood my comment.

I was trying to say that if I compliment someone who is 50, and tell them they look good, and find out that they are 50, and congratulate them all the more, then they should take that as a compliment,

I was just providing an example, heheh.

Anyways, you definately dont look 50, you look half that!

 

[Dial_tone]

Just quit while you're behind, mang. LOL

 

[fyxgel2]

Just quit while you're behind, mang. LOL

i suck at giving compliments, and saying things to women in general,

oh well

 

[Dial_tone]

smurfy's hot.....we know it, she knows it, the American people know it, Bob Dole knows it.....I bet even lumberg is figuring it out.

 

[Lestat]

i suck at giving compliments, and saying things to women in general,

oh well

well let me give you some advice that you can keep with you forever...

a compliment stands alone, no need to qualify it. Qualifying actually lessens the effect.

Just says - "She looks hot." and leave it at that.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I've decided that Smurfy is hot,
especially for a woman of her age.

ive decided that fyxgel is bbf or some other alter


PS: id smurf smurfy in the smurfin ass any day

 

[Dial_tone]

It's kinda like sayin "you know, you're pretty tall for a midget".

 

[fyxgel2]

It's kinda like sayin "you know, you're pretty tall for a midget".

Let me rephrase, and I am going to get rude, just so I can redeem myself.

Smurfy is a MILF! And bangably hot! really pretty face, good body,
and I'm sure she's a nice person and everything too,

and Lumberg is a lucky man.

 

[TheProject]

Wow, we learned that fyxgel2 is a smurfin' smurf!

 

[Smurfy]

thanks you guys.

 

[TheProject]

It's kinda like sayin "you know, you're pretty tall for a midget".

Or like saying, "Gee, fyxgel2, you're pretty smart for a smurfin' retard."

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Smurfy is a hotty for sure and even funnier in person.

 

[Lumberg]

Smurfy is a MILF!

true

And bangably hot!

very true

really pretty face,

quite true

good body,

very true

and I'm sure she's a nice person and everything too,

best truth of all...though also biggest understatement

and Lumberg is a lucky man.

oops nope THIS is the biggest understatement

 

[TheProject]

true

very true

quite true

very true


best truth of all...though also biggest understatement



oops nope THIS is the biggest understatement

awwww...isn't that TOTALLY FUCKING GAY!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

awwww...isn't that TOTALLY FUCKING GAY!

No that is so sweet. Lumberg called Smurfy when we were having brunch should have seen the smile on that girls face.

 

[Smurfy]

true

very true

quite true

very true


best truth of all...though also biggest understatement



oops nope THIS is the biggest understatement

I love this man.

 

[Ffactor]

No that is so sweet. Lumberg called Smurfy when we were having brunch should have seen the smile on that girls face.

Nope, I know Lumbass, trust me it's GAY!

 

[Lumberg]

You see, here's the thing:

It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Cos it's all for her anyways.

Also, I think everyone that's calling me "gay" just isn't getting any.

 

[fyxgel2]

"and I'm sure she's a nice person and everything too,"

best truth of all...though also biggest understatement

this is corny, u know that a large part of the reason of why you like her is because she is hot. (not saying that her personality doesnt matter)
but lets face it, if she was butt ugly, and 300 lbs, and is the person that she is, i doubt u would want anything to do with her.

 

[Lumberg]

this is corny, u know that a large part of the reason of why you like her is because she is hot. (not saying that her personality doesnt matter)

well, duh

but lets face it, if she was butt ugly, and 300 lbs, and is the person that she is, i doubt u would want anything to do with her.

Well I never would have gotten involved with her in the first place if that were true.

 

[Lestat]

the feelings aren't gay.

Having it all posted all over this board isn't gay, but it is a little "off" if you know what I'm sayin.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Having it all posted all over this board isn't gay, but it is a little "off" if you know what I'm sayin.

Hi pot this is kettle he is black to.

 

[Lestat]

Hi pot this is kettle he is black to.

I knew someone was gonna say that...

but I'll be the first to say, once we are married, or even just dating, you won't be seeing me posting up anything about our relationship on here.

I consider it a different scenario when people post up about their wives, girlfriends, chicks they are banging... as long as that person isn't logging on here as well to read it!

 

[Lestat]

Hi pot this is kettle he is black to.

HI SuperQT, this is your thong, I'm black too!

 

[Dial_tone]

my FB likes when I talk about her on here, but then she knows I wouldn't say anything negative anyway.

 

[Lestat]

my FB likes when I talk about her on here, but then she knows I wouldn't say anything negative anyway.

and she's not on here telling us how great your cock is and all that... we'd have to shut that down real quick if it was the case.

 

[fyxgel2]

well, duh


Well I never would have gotten involved with her in the first place if that were true.

thank you. you are a good man. at least you arent afraid to acknowledge the way the world works. (sadly, some people are)

 

[Lestat]

thank you. you are a good man. at least you arent afraid to acknowledge the way the world works. (sadly, some people are)

i have no problem saying I wouldn't date a woman who was 300lbs.

I wouldn't expect many women to date me if I was 300lbs either.. I don't know how Tuc does it.

 

[Dial_tone]

What if she used to be 300 lbs? and could be back there again if she were go to on a 5-day (okay 500 day) bender?

 

[Lestat]

What if she used to be 300 lbs? and could be back there again if she were go to on a 5-day (okay 500 day) bender?

negatory julio

 

[fyxgel2]

i have no problem saying I wouldn't date a woman who was 300lbs.

I wouldn't expect many women to date me if I was 300lbs either.. I don't know how Tuc does it.

lol, poor Tuc. he gets ripped on entirely too much around here.

Some women that I talk to think that we all should be open to dating people that we are not attracted to (and some guys think this too)
These people I cannot nor ever will understand.

No offense to fat people or nothing, but I just think that the laws of attraction play as strong rule in the nature of our relationships. And they should. A man and a woman and should be attracted to each other as much as they possibly can be.