Hey Ladies......

[needleboy]

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
ToM Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon!

 

[havoc]

I'm telling you, Paul's Boutique is no joke baby. Ask for Jenny and there in Brooklyn

 

[needleboy]

AHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about

 

[smoknjilly]

 

[spongebob]

my mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
had to get up, to get the jimmie protector
went bezerk and worked and exploded
she woke up in the morning and her face waas coated
buddy you study the man on the mic
D, do what you like.