Hey everyone

[slat1]

Microsoft has been bouncing me of this site a few seconds after I log on for the last couple of months.
I am hoping their last update fixed the problem.

Have I missed anything good?

Are their any new hot alters I should be E-flirting with?

Update on me. I am still a huge loser. I shaved my head. Dieted down to 245 too.

 

[bran987]

hey look it's the biggest e-flirt of 'em all!!! (I notified microsoft of your e-flirting and they told me they'd make a "patch" to keep you off the site).

 

[KillahBee]

E-Flirter ALERT!!!!

 

[slat1]

KB my ex in Stamford/Old Greenwhich is single!!!

 

[KillahBee]

KB my ex in Stamford/Old Greenwhich is single!!!

 

[bran987]

E-Flirter ALERT!!!!

old school!!!!!!

 

[slat1]

She is hot. A total "daddy's little girl" too.
5'8" about 115 with some large B's or small C's.

 

[KillahBee]

She is hot. A total "daddy's little girl" too.
5'8" about 115 with some large B's or small C's.

age? I assume she's shallow...please tell me she's shallow

 

[slat1]

age? I assume she's shallow...please tell me she's shallow

I said she was my ex! Of course she is shallow. Its in a I am hot, better then you, buy me shit, you suck in bed, lick my ass, I am a princess kind of way.

She told me strippers ruined me.. LOL.
I think she is right. I will probably not mention any of the porn chicks.

Her parents used to make her sit in a chair across the room at Xmas and open gifts. With each gift she opened she would have to pose for a picture.
Oh, she was wearing a Tiara the whole time too!

If that doesn't make your dick hard I don't know what will!

 

[KillahBee]

Fuck dude, I was born to be with her.

 

[feisty11975]

I said she was my ex! Of course she is shallow. Its in a I am hot, better then you, buy me shit, you suck in bed, lick my ass, I am a princess kind of way.

She told me strippers ruined me.. LOL.
I think she is right. I will probably not mention any of the porn chicks.

Her parents used to make her sit in a chair across the room at Xmas and open gifts. With each gift she opened she would have to pose for a picture.
Oh, she was wearing a Tiara the whole time too!
If that doesn't make your dick hard I don't know what will!

 

[slat1]

Seriously. When I was there and saw that they were lucky I didn't whip it right out and masturbate to that shit.

 

[CENTURION44]

Strippers rule...Imagine this world without half nake women who will do anything for a dollar.....

 

[feisty11975]

Seriously. When I was there and saw that they were lucky I didn't whip it right out and masturbate to that shit.

you should have...bet they woulda took pictures! hahaha

 

[pdaddy]

pics please

 

[mrdeeznuts]

pics please

yah lots of talk and no pics

 

[slat1]

This picture is about six years old.

I was 188 in it.. LOL

 

[mrdeeznuts]

This picture is about six years old.

I was 188 in it.. LOL

thats an old pic, i've seen it

next

 

[Spartacus]

slat attracts women with Bond-like efficiency

 

[slat1]

slat attracts women with Bond-like efficiency

I wish. Most women don't like me at all. Then there is the special bread that just love me for some reason.
Thank god for those women!

 

[a creed]

You're "black"?

 

[Cutiebaby]

you should have...bet they woulda took pictures! hahaha

bwahahahaha
Can you picture seeing that in some ones photo album?
priceless!

 

[feisty11975]

bwahahahaha
Can you picture seeing that in some ones photo album?
priceless!

I would soooo ask wheres the video

 

[-SD-]

hey rob, you aint missing shit around here except endless bikinimom drama for your mama.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I would soooo ask wheres the video

lmao.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hi Slat!!!