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Hey Cornhole......
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The Shadow
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tripleV said:
Got tired of the quads one.
After browsing some pics - it ain't the only thing jacked and vascular...
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The Shadow
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Re: Re: Re: Hey Cornhole......
You're just pissed cuz he stopped sending them to you.
havoc said:
You're just pissed cuz he stopped sending them to you.
havoc
Shaolin Ninja
Well that's a matter of opinion. In MY opinion you're denser than the lead shielding on a nuclear power plant and just as interesting. The difference is that shielding serves a purpose, whereas you just serve up loads of bullshit. Speaking of lead, just how many paint chips did it take for your brain to become such a rotted wasteland of stupidity? I've seen swiss cheese with less holes, you vapid, inane, irrelevant scrape of dried bum shit.
peace and love
peace and love
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The Shadow
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havoc said:
WTF is vapid???
Speaking of opinion, it seems to me that some childhood trauma is to account for your attitude. What happened:
1 - You licked too many toads in elementary school.
2 - Your little sister stomped a mudhole in your ass and walked it dry when you practiced your lip locks on her Elton John poster.
3 - Your little BROTHER stomped a mudhole in your ass and walked it dry when you practiced your lip locks on HIS Elton John poster.
4 - What about the time your Uncle Larry took you on a camping trip and you learned the true meaning of "weenie roast". Henceforth the nickname you have on Elite of "Uncle Larry's little man"
5 - Too many bad memories from playing Operation with your buddies? You remember, every time you got the buzz you had to fluff the guy across from you. Everyone wondered why you kept going from the Adam's Apple...
So which is it?? Is it a combo?? There are agencies out there to help.
Perhaps NAMBLA.
havoc
Shaolin Ninja
Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmm.
Ok.
No matter what else I accomplish here, I'll take satisifaction in knowing that you now acknowledge that you are indeed "puny". How puny are you?
You're so puny that a Ethiopian turned to the side would completely hide you from site.
You're so puny that your arms resemble wet spaghetti minus the sauce but as limp or limper than a 90 year old mans dick in a cold bathtub.
Mentally you are so puny that a pissed-in sandbox gives you a run for the money on a IQ test.
And of course it goes without saying that you're so puny compared to anyone else on this board, that the closest you come on the flame scale is a dead bum passed out in a blizzard with his nuts frozen to his drawers via yellow ice. No, scratch that. A dead hobo with frozen nuts and piss stained boxers has more game, heat and personality than you do, you worthless splash of runny dog shit.
Frankly I'm insulted that you are trying me once again. It's like David and Goliath, only to be honest it's more like Goliath and Darla, and I'm sorry to tell you Darla, that you and your monkey-lipped vagina have as much chance of winning this as a Fireman does of pissing out a bonfire. Now scoot along and go jumprope with your dangling asshole before you get hurt, Puny
Ok.
No matter what else I accomplish here, I'll take satisifaction in knowing that you now acknowledge that you are indeed "puny". How puny are you?
You're so puny that a Ethiopian turned to the side would completely hide you from site.
You're so puny that your arms resemble wet spaghetti minus the sauce but as limp or limper than a 90 year old mans dick in a cold bathtub.
Mentally you are so puny that a pissed-in sandbox gives you a run for the money on a IQ test.
And of course it goes without saying that you're so puny compared to anyone else on this board, that the closest you come on the flame scale is a dead bum passed out in a blizzard with his nuts frozen to his drawers via yellow ice. No, scratch that. A dead hobo with frozen nuts and piss stained boxers has more game, heat and personality than you do, you worthless splash of runny dog shit.
Frankly I'm insulted that you are trying me once again. It's like David and Goliath, only to be honest it's more like Goliath and Darla, and I'm sorry to tell you Darla, that you and your monkey-lipped vagina have as much chance of winning this as a Fireman does of pissing out a bonfire. Now scoot along and go jumprope with your dangling asshole before you get hurt, Puny
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The Shadow
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Why are you so intent on insulting me?? THis cyber-stalking had got to stop. Where do you finfd the time in your busy schedule:
0600 - get up. Pop tape of Saving Ryan's Privates into VCR again
0630 - get towel to clean TV and rewind movie from scence where Damon and Hanks play pick-up-sticks.
0700 - hit bubble bath and get ready for work. Put on yellow leg warmers, sequined yellow sweater and pink go-go boots and head out for Chico's Big Burrito and Cock Bar.
0745 - arrive at work. Put on Cover Grill lipstick and Michael Bolton wig and chant the mantra: I am Mango, I AM mango.
1700 - arrive back home, tender and slightly raw from the Mahoney brothers playing hide the kitchen appliance. Make note to offer ID glaide and request a reach around next time.
1800 - Have the usual supper. Bowl of Honey Bunches of Assholes, some rice pudding, and for desert you call up Some-hung-lo-yung-guy and have some ass crack souffle'
2000 - retire to bed with dreams of cock-pot-pies dancing in my head...
0600 - get up. Pop tape of Saving Ryan's Privates into VCR again
0630 - get towel to clean TV and rewind movie from scence where Damon and Hanks play pick-up-sticks.
0700 - hit bubble bath and get ready for work. Put on yellow leg warmers, sequined yellow sweater and pink go-go boots and head out for Chico's Big Burrito and Cock Bar.
0745 - arrive at work. Put on Cover Grill lipstick and Michael Bolton wig and chant the mantra: I am Mango, I AM mango.
1700 - arrive back home, tender and slightly raw from the Mahoney brothers playing hide the kitchen appliance. Make note to offer ID glaide and request a reach around next time.
1800 - Have the usual supper. Bowl of Honey Bunches of Assholes, some rice pudding, and for desert you call up Some-hung-lo-yung-guy and have some ass crack souffle'
2000 - retire to bed with dreams of cock-pot-pies dancing in my head...
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The Shadow
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The Shadow
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The best cure for that is Wild Abandoned sex ya know...tripleV said:
achy abs from all this laughin
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