As the true representative of Canada here I will have to decline this request. We need it to wash and feed our wild beaver population. Go find your own fresh water, or better yet declare war on a foreign country and take it behind there back.
As the true representative of Canada here I will have to decline this request. We need it to wash and feed our wild beaver population. Go find your own fresh water, or better yet declare war on a foreign country and take it behind there back.
Nobody is stupid enough to rob a wild Canadian beaver of his water, trust me broly. This one time, a shipment of Naya water en route to the Newfoundland coast beaver consulate (NCBC) got delayed for a mere 2 hours in the high tide, and as consequence 20,000 innocent Newfoundlanders lost there lives in the frantic chaos that followed. We have learned from past incidents like this and now keep Naya water stocked in emergency dam revisers for the most part, as stated in the Naya / Beaver protocol settled last fall in Ottawa.