HerevilivereH

[satanic goatslayer]

Murder Method #693,662:

Find an anorexic man and kick him in the stomach. Elbow strike him in the face and throw him to the ground. Drag him back to your place of termination and tie him to the wall with bungy cords and nails.

Using a serrated bread knife, carefully remove his left ear and place it in a jar. If, by any chance, he begins to kick and struggle - punch him in the throat twenty or so times and gag him with a chunk of liver.

Douse his head with diesel fuel and shoot one of his eyes out with a pellet gun. Act quickly - light the fuel and hack his head apart with a machete.

 

[The Almighty]

I think I just got my Thanksgiving dinner idea.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

The head will make an excellent centerpiece.

 

[supersizeme]

this is a good one. what do i do with the ear if i'm all out of jars? can i cut a whole in the middle and sew it to his anus so whenever he takes a dump he can say "ya heard me?" as the stool passes through the ear?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

That would be the final insult. By all means, use any variations you might think of. Killing is all about innovation and being resourceful.

 

[GLADIATOR351]

Does he have to be anorexic? As there is a fat guy here at the office I would love to use this method on....

 

[Freak Show]

I think I just got my Thanksgiving dinner idea.

I think i just lost any ideas about having Thanksgiving dinner.