Here's one for the Canucks...

[T Bone]

You've probably already heard it though.

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to
the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN, the
second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are
accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous
support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15
degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or
counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this
ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

[‡ÅnãBöLïK]

 

[Honeynut]

 

[Checkmatebloated]

Hey, I'm an Amercian just like you live on the North American continent.


I think this is very funny. Some idiots have the biggest egos.

 

[Milhouse]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[T Bone]

Hey, I'm a Amercian just like you live on the North American continent.


I think this is very funny. Some idiots have the biggest egos.

Why is it that only the people that live in the USA are called Americans?

 

[cyberstiener]

This does ring a bell

 

[O'Stanozol]

They are United Staters or Unitedmen or United Statians