here's my positive thread

[jerkbox]

i got drunk and stuff.....


and guess what, I came home to a nice $150 speeding ticket notice, that according to the state of virginia, i will lose my lisence of i don't pay before the 18th........i don't even live in virginia....


other than that, I am a total fuck up.....for many other reasons. even though apparently the very few cute women i work with think I am attractive.....(i found this out tonight)


so anyway, there ya go.


smurfy, you owe me some booty pics. i'm gonna go eat some penne pasta now.

 

[Lumberg]

congrats, I guess.

I guess I will be the photographer. Any special requests? Spread butt cheeks? Something demure?

 

[biteme]

i got drunk and stuff.....


and guess what, I came home to a nice $150 speeding ticket notice, that according to the state of virginia, i will lose my lisence of i don't pay before the 18th........i don't even live in virginia....


other than that, I am a total fuck up.....for many other reasons. even though apparently the very few cute women i work with think I am attractive.....(i found this out tonight)


so anyway, there ya go.

That really sux. Pay the ticket if you're guilty or get ahold of them prompto and record the conversation. I've been there and done that. You can't beat the law.

now.

 

[Dial_tone]

did I just read smurfy, pics and butt cheeks in the same thread? hot diggity doo dang dog!

 

[Smurfy]

i mean...couldnt you just say "hey i found out tonight that some cute women i work with find me attractive and Im stoked about it"

oh well....i guess you did the best you could. Ill give you props for that and for following through when 99% of C&C thought you wouldnt (I knew you would).


thanks for playing along. Youre a good bor. Sorry no booty pics.

 

[jerkbox]

congrats, I guess.

I guess I will be the photographer. Any special requests? Spread butt cheeks? Something demure?

i would like smurfy's spread butt cheeks please.


thanks

 

[Smurfy]

dude.

 

[Dial_tone]

Hell, I'd have made negative threads for 5 years straight if I had known that! heh

 

[jerkbox]

i am feeling so ripped off right now


in many ways

 

[Smurfy]

Well sorry. Should we talk about toe banging>? Would that raise your spirits?

 

[jenscats5]

Oh man.......Crashbox, you know in advance those women think you're cute.....

CUZ YOU ARE!!!!!

 

[Smurfy]

Oh man.......Crashbox, you know in advance those women think you're cute.....

CUZ YOU ARE!!!!!

totally.

 

[Burning_Inside]

i would like smurfy's spread butt cheeks please.


thanks

in your face while shes pooping out baby eels that some japanese chick shoved up there?

 

[Pamela]

i am feeling so ripped off right now


in many ways

You are ripped!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

How the hell was that postive?

 

[Bullit]

Here's my positive post:

I am positive that you are at least mildly retarded.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I GET IT. it's not a "positive" as in happy thread it's positive as in he's CERTAIN.

Thathewantseelspoppingoutofsmurfy'sbuttintohismouth

 

[PHATchik]

Virginia is a bitch when it comes to driving through there. Radar detectors are illegal, and the cops are like storm troopers or something. Why were you in VA?

 

[from zero]

VA? WTF

Was this from when you went to Myrtle Beach?