Here I sit,

[hechafteth]

broken-hearted,
dropped my change,
and only farted,

Next time will I take the chance?
save the pence,
and shit my pants?

So what do I really have to do to gain trust on this board?

Tug on Superman's cape?
Spit into the wind?
Poke the mask on the 'ol lone Ranger? (Jim Croce would be proud)

OR JUST FUCK WITH SOME SELFISH JUICE-HEAD SITTIN' ON A TON OF SHIT HE CAN'T GIVE AWAY FOR LESS THAN THE PRICE OF THAT SHITTY GERMAN CAR HE PIMPS IN?

C'mere spot, bring daddy his walking cane...

 

[Dutch windmill]

Ranger is that you???

D.W.

 

[Rednose]

 

[hechafteth]

It's funny

I haven't ripped off yet, I don't use squatmail or any other remailer service, I try not to order more than 4 cycles within a 1 year period, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS ORDERING FROM EUROPEAN SELLERS!

Therefore, the biggest SCAM going on is all the so-called professional assholes posting their bullshit about how to remain ANONYMOUS.

Does anyone else see a contradiction here?

I'm not saying that the FED will never take an interest in my "misbehavior," but Jesus Tap dancin' Christ! Why the fuck would I take advice from another amateur when all I have to do is grab my own nutsack and sound like a man?

Y'all are lookin' the wrong fuckin' direction.