hemorrhoids

[Y_lifter]

Ever had em?

It may be getting too personal, but since Sunday I've had a case and it's getting worse.
First time in my life and I hope the last.
I'm afraid to take a crap, REAL afraid...

I can't Sit or Stand and was barely able to put in a Half Assed(get it "half assed") Workout this morning.

I am hoping this goes away before my Vacation Starting Saturday or I will contemplate Hari Kari...

And NO they are not due to rough anal intercourse.
Probably too much Fiber and doing the Elvis BM method ...

 

[Torch]

Get some Prep H and rub it in.

Also, do not grunt when you are taking a shit.

Or you could always think about getting it pierced, I hear that is the latest thing

 

[Y_lifter]

Buying Prep H at the store is like buying Fem Hygine products for your woman..
I may put on a Ski mask and pick some up later..

Strain, Hell I took a Laxitive so it would just run out easy like....

 

[Zebo]

Tucks......and a bullet to bite on.

 

[Y_lifter]

What heppens when u shit? Parts of ur anus come out the back???

Like someone's thumb coming out from the inside....

 

[JohnnyO]

Laxitive? Too runny can be just as bad as too hard, be careful.

Have you been on antibiotics within the past couple of months? If so, you could have a yeast or other fungal infection in there (I'm sure you don't want to hear that).

 

[casavant]

Like someone's thumb coming out from the inside....

I'm calling bullshit. Post a pic.

 

[Y_lifter]

No Anti B... And the Lax was just for last night as I was feeiling backed up.

And as for Pic's, I'm sure I can get some from google.. But NO BS...
I'm as serious as a hemorroid...

 

[casavant]

No Anti B... And the Lax was just for last night as I was feeiling backed up.

And as for Pic's, I'm sure I can get some from google.. But NO BS...
I'm as serious as a hemorroid...

I hear ya- I was just playin'

Hope it gets better.



...why did I just feel strange saying that??

 

[casavant]

Y_lifter:

because I care.... http://www.grandmas-herbs.com/freesample.htm


Enjoy, buddy

 

[Y_lifter]

Thanks cas.... I read on the Web that wet tea bags helps swelling Assholes, but they threw me out of the Cafeteria.

I'm gonna stop by the drug store and pick up some stuff because I need this gone by Sat.
Prayers that I don't need to crap anytime soon OK?

Can we make this a sticky?

She definitely does not look like your average Herb dealer. I wonder if she know Havoc ?
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[Whiskey]

you might have done is squatting. The only time I get them is when I am squatting heavy, BUT, with bad form. you know how you push when you take a shit, majority of people do the same thing when squatting, and all that pressure and cause a vein to swell.

I have had them 4 times now, you know how to hold a turd in don't you, do the same thing when squatting.

That is just what helps me, everyone is different

Whiskey

 

[frorider6]

I blew an O-ring once squatting. Jesus Christ it felt HUGE! I'd never had one so I did the head-between-knees-spread-ass-cheeks manuver in front of a mirror. It was tiny.

No real point to that story.

 

[Y_lifter]

you might have done is squatting. The only time I get them is when I am squatting heavy, BUT, with bad form. you know how you push when you take a shit, majority of people do the same thing when squatting, and all that pressure and cause a vein to swell.
That is just what helps me, everyone is different
Whiskey

Well Kiss my Bender and smack my Ass.. Well.. not today please.

Thanks Whiskey, Fro as I've been seriously wondering "Why did this Hemr happen to me"?

I haven't had any brick turds lately but I have gone heavy on my Squats in the last 2 weeks and had a Vein popping session last Thursday and my friend Mr. Swelly come for a visit Friday-Saturday.

Not bad form but likely Straining big time....
Thanks agian.....