Helpful Hints

[big_bad_buff]

Helpful Hint #1

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply chug a glass of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly
removed.



Helpful Hint #2

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by

getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.



Helpful Hint #3

Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a
handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.



Helpful Hint #4

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl

makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.



Helpful Hint #5

An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful
inexpensive vibrator.



Helpful Hint #6

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply
pissing in the sink.



Helpful Hint #7

High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.



Helpful Hint #8

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will

prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

 

[sweed]

LOL, awesome!!!! I like helpful hint #3 the best.... haha peas in the condom! hahah

 

[hamstershaver]

Helpful Hint #5

An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful
inexpensive vibrator.

soklueles will be investing in some cigars and a wasp nest tomorrow

 

[SoKlueles]

lol bite my ass hamster

 

[TheProject]