Help name our hedgehog

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my girlfriend cant name this hedgehog to save her life, so i figured i would ask the peanut gallery.

it's a girl. here is her picture: http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=2iha4w0

the names so far:
alma
pebble
snuggles
boo
bubbles
kirby
pokey
scarlet
ruby
rosey
heidi
daisy
bianca
lilly

 

[wootoom]

Ron Jeremy

 

[Raptorex]

Knobgobbler

 

[PWTurbofan]

satan's little helper

 

[Lestat]

Ron

after Ron Jeremy (the hedgehog)

 

[Raptorex]

Pick3's Butt Buddy

 

[wootoom]

Ron

after Ron Jeremy (the hedgehog)

thats what i said

 

[p0ink]

"absolutely no help"

 

[needtogetaas]

no one has said sonic yet.wtf

 

[musclemom]

Rosie (or Rosebush)

Snowball

Velcro

Pokey

Bounce (wait until she walks off a table top someday ...)

Cuddles

Doesn't matter what you name her, they're too stupid to learn their names anyway (see the comment about walking off tabletops ...) Don't get me wrong, I like hedgies well enough but it's right up there with naming your goldfish, seriously.

 

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who's hedgehog walked off of a table?

 

[musclemom]

who's hedgehog walked off of a table?

Back when I was into exotics (including 30+ ferrets at one point) my ex husband insisted on owning at least one of everything. He brings the hedgie down, sets it on my computer desk and it toddled right off the edge. No harm. Curled up in a ball and bounced.

They ain't bright and they can't see so good.

 

[p0ink]

did you breed?

 

[musclemom]

did you breed?

Me, personally, only once, he's almost 22

Not hedgies, no, every other fucking thing at that time: we bred pedigree rats, mice, russian dwarf cinnamon hamsters and ferrets (in addition to rescuing ferret -- and yes, my home was a stinky ass zoo). We also owned (at the same time) 2 dogs, 6+ cats, a dormouse and a dwarf lop rabbit. That's why I have to chuckle when people tell me I've got too many animals with my current 7 cats, shit, this is low tide in my life

Actually, my ex and his current wife are seriously into hedgies now, but we aren't on speaking terms.

 

[Mr. dB]

Spiny Norman

 

[p0ink]

female hedgehogs either have to be spayed or knocked up, because they will get ovarian cancer otherwise.

looks like we will have to breed this thing....

 

[Sassy69]

no one has said sonic yet.wtf

Seriously!



How about "Spike"?

 

[musclemom]

female hedgehogs either have to be spayed or knocked up, because they will get ovarian cancer otherwise.

looks like we will have to breed this thing....

Get an albino boy, sell the babies to a local pet store, you'll have no trouble turning over albino pygmy hedgies.

EDIT: Assuming it's a pigmy ... if not, albinos are still H-O-T.

 

[swole]

how about

pathetic looking little shit

no seriously, i want one. give it a people name; animals with people names are mad suave.

name it after the spikes i used to rock

 

[ErikZ]

Agreed with need2... Sonic is the best, but its a girl so it has to be Amy, like Sonic's gf

:nerd alert:

 

[p0ink]

how about

pathetic looking little shit

no seriously, i want one. give it a people name; animals with people names are mad suave.

name it alex after the spikes i used to rock

they are pretty cool. we handled a bunch of different ones at the breeders, and they call (except one) had really cool, unique personalities.

 

[jh1]

The Ejaculator

JH1

 

[Raptorex]

whogivesaflyingfuck

 

[wootoom]

whogivesaflyingfuck

agreed

 

[jackangel]

not sonic, bot sonique (like monique)

or thom yorke

or perkele

or nathaniette

or hedgewhore

or pinklesberry pudwinkle

or bad lsd trip

 

[wootoom]

assdelnecktomy

 

[Raptorex]

pick3assmonkeyinsertiontool.

 

[Lestat]

thats what i said

i didn't see that.

good bros think alike!

and I live in San Diego bro, not LA.