GoldenDelicious said:those dicks are almost big enough to stretch some of the iron angels...almost
RADAR said:I told you this event looked like it Sucked!!!!!
RADAR
"Yeah, Shortie is on his way. It just takes him longer to find his way here since he's uncircumcised."gotmojo said:
"Just think baseball Whitey. If you get yourself all worked up you're going to come of of the gate too slowly."gotmojo said:
"Welcome to man's next evolutionary step. Where the big head finally becomes one with the little head."gotmojo said:
"Wow! You're right. We all DO look taller now that we shaved."gotmojo said:
"Pssst. Hey Whitey. Isn't the dark one supposed to be taller?"gotmojo said:
"Oh great. Frisky over there in the far left gate got all worked-up on the way here and now he's puking his guts out. He'll be as limp as a dishrag for the next 20 minutes."gotmojo said:
"Yeah, the dogs have to chase this fake rabbit around the track. You should see what WE get to chase!"gotmojo said:
"No, they don't test for steriods in this event but they do test for Viagra, Cialis and Levitra."gotmojo said:
"Look dude, you'll definately look better during the race but a cock ring is only going to slow you down."gotmojo said:
"Yeah, it sucks that we don't get 5-7 days per month off like the girls do."gotmojo said:
"Yeah. I moved from a Victorian-style single-room whitie tightie into this really spacious Colonial boxer. You never realize how nice a litlte more space is until you have it."gotmojo said:
"Now the object of this race isnt to finish first..."gotmojo said:
mrplunkey said:"Oh great. Frisky over there in the far left gate got all worked-up on the way here and now he's puking his guts out. He'll be as limp as a dishrag for the next 20 minutes."

"Yes, that is correct. If you puke before crossing the finish line you are disqualified."gotmojo said:
"Look dude, I don't mind us doing this event at the same time but I don't want our balls touching."gotmojo said:
"Damn, these gates feel like I'm just throwing a hotdog down a hallway."gotmojo said:
Angel said:"nothing but a bunch of dickheads"
gotmojo said:
i am what i am said:"Can someone rub my head for good luck?"
A little Jim Carey humor " Bumblebetuna..Excuse me sir but your balls are showing."
"Do your balls hang low, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you wiggle them to and fro, oh do your balls hang low?"
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