Help me win a contest.....

[beastboy]

Having a safety contest here at work and have to come up with a witty and catchy safety slogan. Obviously this is out of my league. Need some help.

 

[MarthaStewart]

How about "Safety First, Fucktard"?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Better Dead Than Red

 

[p0ink]

what line of work are you in?

 

[Nathan]

Be safe or I'll molest babies. They'll love that, trust me.

Or you could just say, "For goodness sake, please be safe. Jesus loves you."

 

[slickdadd]

Got death?

 

[from zero]

"Safety is fun. Like clowns. But without face makeup."

 

[beastboy]

what line of work are you in?

I'm an Engineer for the Machine Tool Industry.

 

[jackangel]

Be careful and avoid disaster, don't end up looking like Ffactor.

 

[slickdadd]

Drugs are good for you. Be safe and stuff too.

 

[the nature boy]

"don't die"

 

[Nathan]

Stay in drugs, Drink School, don't take milk!

Take 5 for saftey!

If you break anything and fuck up our production schedules we'll come to your house and take your Dog!

You entirely fucked that up. It's:

Don't do school,
Drink drugs,
Stay in milk.



Makes little more sense don't you think?

 

[WODIN]

Stay in drugs, Drink School, don't take milk!

Take 5 for saftey!

If you break anything and fuck up our production schedules we'll come to your house and take your Dog!

 

[p0ink]

while on the job be a careful man, or else management will send your job to pakistan.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I learned it from you, I learned it by watching you!!

 

[p0ink]

accidents drive insurance costs steeper and management knows indians work cheaper.

 

[the nature boy]

don't fuck up, or else you will look like Bullit.

 

[p0ink]

careful we must be or we'll be replaced with an H1B

 

[PoyeBoy]

dont get hurt or ill hurt you even more

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Bullet Proof Vests save lives

 

[slickdadd]

This is your balloon knot. This is your balloon knot without safety. Wanna have sex?

 

[p0ink]

accidents waste much cash and time, so we'll wind up on an unemployment line.

 

[PoyeBoy]

safety rules!!!!

 

[MarthaStewart]

Loose Lips Sink Ships

 

[vixenbabe]

" Don't be a fool around all these tools"......

 

[the nature boy]

if you're hot please send an email to [email protected]. oh yeah be safe.

 

[beastboy]

I don't think this is going to win me a prize.

 

[vixenbabe]

' My tool could poke an eye out"

 

[Y_lifter]

bestest thread all week...

 

[Y_lifter]

Don't be a Safety TOOL

Be cools, be safe with your tools

SAFETY.... It's no Accident

Work Safe and ensure you have a Future with your Homosexual Lover

Treat our Tools like you'd want your Woman to treat YOURS !

 

[the nature boy]

show a picture of some dude with his head cut off and have a caption like "be safe or else you'll wind up like this guy and be dead"

 

[vixenbabe]

Stick this in fortune cookies:

" A tool in hand at all times, saves family jewels!"

 

[Y_lifter]

Don't be no fool, be safe with your tool, holmes

 

[Nathan]

Just have a huge pictuer of a big black cock. Then have a caption that says, "Be safe, or it's coming for YOU!" Then work in some nicely timed frightening music so that when they finish reading the YOU part the scary music kicks in and everyone jumps back in horror.

 

[t3c]

"If your carelessness kills a fellow co-worker, thus slowing down production...we will come to your house and kill your family"

 

[Nathan]

thats not a very good idea

you spelled picture wrong canadia man

I'll drink to that!

 

[PoyeBoy]

Just have a huge pictuer of a big black cock. Then have a caption that says, "Be safe, or it's coming for YOU!" Then work in some nicely timed frightening music so that when they finish reading the YOU part the scary music kicks in and everyone jumps back in horror.

thats not a very good idea

you spelled picture wrong canadia man

 

[Y_lifter]

Be safe, or we'll transfer your Ass to the Canadian office

 

[Lumberg]

Use safety measures to preserve the life and limb of you and those around you.

This works because the word "limb" is funny and makes people pay attention.

 

[vixenbabe]

Don't be no fool, be safe with your tool, holmes

Holmes, I ALREADY SAID THIS ONE!

Put your specs on....Geeesh!

 

[Y_lifter]

" Don't be a fool around all these tools"......

The hell you say....

 

[vixenbabe]

Y-lifter...Go ask Alice!

IT WAS VERY CLOSE TO WHAT I ORGINALLY SAID! You..You..Chat board plagiarist....;-)

 

[WODIN]

You entirely fucked that up. It's:

Don't do school,
Drink drugs,
Stay in milk.



Makes little more sense don't you think?

While that is the original MR. T line I like my variation on the theme. Ass.

 

[Y_lifter]

Y-lifter...Go ask Alice!

IT WAS VERY CLOSE TO WHAT I ORGINALLY SAID! You..You..Chat board plagiarist....;-)

Alice and I had a falling out....
I think I might make a move on Trixie though...

 

[gonelifting]

There`s nothing better, than going home together. Be safe today.

 

[buttplug]

No one cares what the prize is?

 

[from zero]

"Safety, in many ways, is like a cloud. Wait, no, no it's not."

 

[buttplug]

obviously nobody cares about anything if you read the responses.

To be honest I only read a few and skipped the ones I figured wouldn't be too funny.

 

[the nature boy]

No one cares what the prize is?

obviously nobody cares about anything if you read the responses.

 

[gonelifting]

"can`t we all get along?"

 

[Y_lifter]

WHO'S YOU DADDY ?
Safety
Safety is your Daddy

 

[MarthaStewart]

do what they did when I worked in a lumber yard - show videos of guys impaled on forklifts and shit.
it wasn't clear to me if it was real or not, but it made me sure afraid of forklifts.
that and I had nearly rolled on ealier that week and also went through part of a brick wall a few days before that.

forklifts are basically go carts with big weapons on the front... and they are heavy, and don't go as fast.

 

[Lumberg]

do what they did when I worked in a lumber yard - show videos of guys impaled on forklifts and shit.
it wasn't clear to me if it was real or not, but it made me sure afraid of forklifts.
that and I had nearly rolled on ealier that week and also went through part of a brick wall a few days before that.

forklifts are basically go carts with big weapons on the front... and they are heavy, and don't go as fast.

ALSO THEY'RE TOP HEAVY AND DON'T HANDLE AS WELL.

ALSO THEY ARE NOT RACED AROUND TRACKS.

ALSO THEY CAN PICK UP STUFF.

 

[raimondo]

how about safety = life.....i saw that sign in a power plant today. simple but to the point