Help me out

[AAP]

I need advice on how to be a atrociously disgusting racial sexist intolerant asshole.

I haven't been practicing much lately. If it rains tomorrow, I am going to spend the day trolling eharmony and sending mentally crushing - suicide inducing Notes O'Truth to the citizens there.

Any bitches I find making the duck face will get second helpings.

 

[PICK3]

I need advice on how to be a atrociously disgusting racial sexist intolerant asshole.

I haven't been practicing much lately. If it rains tomorrow, I am going to spend the day trolling eharmony and sending mentally crushing - suicide inducing Notes O'Truth to the citizens there.

Any bitches I find making the duck face will get second helpings.

Memorize this



Flatliners Winnie Hicks - YouTube

 

[-SD-]

Duckfacers are teh ultimate chicken heads

 

[Mr. dB]

Just tell the truth.

 

[Whiskey]

I agree with DB, the absolute honest truth... With a dash of garlic of course. It hurts more than anything else since the person already knows about it and is the reason they are on Match

Whiskey

 

[AAP]

I get tired of typing "you are very fat and have bad skin" over and over.

 

[StevenM23]

Hahaha there gonna kill themselves , they probably were anyways but u sped up the process , good on ya !!

 

[calveless wonder]

saying ngr randomly is a good start

 

[Whiskey]

asking someone when they were in a horrible car wreck is always a good one

Whiskey

 

[Whiskey]

Or for the older lady... How long have you been dried up now? Apparently they don't like that question

Whiskey

 

[Jonny_PileDrive]

Threads like this make me especially happy I joined EF.

Why do women fake orgasms? Answer, they think we care

 

[mrplunkey]

Start with this... find roundish-one, but not too fat.

Then ask her when she's due and tell her that sex with pregnant wimminz is super hot.

 

[Mr. dB]

Damn, plunk beat me to my best line.