help! i can't seem to wake up

[Buddy_Christ]

well, obviously i'm awake, i don't sit at the computer in my sleep. i feel like a damn zombie this morning though. just so damn worn out from the past 2 weeks. been up for almost 2 hours now. i'm on my 3rd cup of coffee (large mug). i havn't eaten yet, don't feel like it. just feel run down and worn out and like i could sleep all weekend. didn't get f'ed up last night either.

maybe i need to go spank the monkey.

 

[KillahBee]

maybe i need to go spank the monkey.

doood- you just solved your own problem. I, myself, just sparred with the one-eye champ and feel like a million bucks.

 

[Delinquent]

Working too much?
Depressed?
Stressed out?

I've had sleeping probs for years and I'm finally having a sleep study done next weekend. I am never able to wake up. I've become dependent on ephedrine and caffeine. I've also taken a 2 month break from stims and still had probs falling asleep, staying asleep, and waking up.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'm just worried that if i engage in a hand to sword battle with the one eyed champ that i'm going to want to go to sleep afterwards. maybe not though. i think i'll have to give him a beating.

i'm pretty much stressed the fuck out. falling asleep is no problem at all.

maybe abusing the monkey and a shower are the answer here. i'll report back on this shortly.

 

[KillahBee]

i'm just worried that if i engage in a hand to sword battle with the one eyed champ that i'm going to want to go to sleep afterwards. maybe not though. i think i'll have to give him a beating.

i'm pretty much stressed the fuck out. falling asleep is no problem at all.

maybe abusing the monkey and a shower are the answer here. i'll report back on this shortly.

God speed, my friend.

 

[MALAMUTE]

lmfao-

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well, the monkey feels better. i needed a shower anyway. killed 2 birds with one stone there.

still tired, but not as bad as before. think i need to eat now.

 

[Gymgurl]

Wait.....Man + sex = sleep.......won't work, try some ephedra

 

[Buddy_Christ]

dunno where to get ephedra around here. health store down by the campus said i can order it if i pre-pay, they were out when i went in there last week. never really tried ephedra.

gonna go out in a little bit to get some steaks. might get some no-doze or something, i gotta stop by the pharmacy. it's 2, i've been up since 9, and i can't WAKE UP.

oh shit, wait a sec there Gymgurl, i was just staring at your avatar.....now i'm UP!

 

[Gymgurl]

Ahhh...maybe sex will wake you up today!!

 

[Deterass]

Crack will get u going.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Ahhh...maybe sex will wake you up today!!

are you offering?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

personally, my day doesn't officially start until i get a shower, get some food in my belly, and have a bit of caffeine. if i delay my shower or breakfast, i mope around all day.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ok, i've been thinking about Gymgurl's ass all day long and i've remained "up" without a problem

 

[Gymgurl]

Well i am so glad that I could help you"get up" this morning! Your looking pretty good yourself!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well thank you.

think you can help me get up some more?

 

[Gymgurl]

Just might be able to help wink wink

 

[Buddy_Christ]

that assvatar does quite a lot for me

 

[Buddy_Christ]

but more help would definetly be appreciated