help!!!!!!!! girlfriend wants my cawk 24/7

[hamstershaver]

im only good for a hump and pump about once every 2 weeks
how can i keep her off my cawk in the meantime?

 

[SoKlueles]

holy shit
dont worry, i wont ask

 

[hamstershaver]

dangggggggg

 

[25homes]

Get on some viagra or something maybe a gram of test are you really complaining about this

 

[SoKlueles]

its sad that hes actually fuggin complaining isnt it?
sad

 

[hotzie]

hammy , it might just be the girlfriend that you are with that is the cause of your hump and pump problem. its kinda like goin to the dentist , you dont go unless you have to ....trade it in for something you will look forward to puimpin

 

[SoKlueles]

hammy , it might just be the girlfriend that you are with that is the cause of your hump and pump problem. its kinda like goin to the dentist , you dont go unless you have to ....trade it in for something you will look forward to puimpin

thanks hotzie, that makes me feel alot better

 

[hotzie]

thanks hotzie, that makes me feel alot better

ohh snap i thought he was talkin about his other gf , my bad

 

[Gymgurl]

LOL....well Hammy maybe you should join the priesthood and become celibate for awhile...you might miss what she is offering after awhile

 

[SoKlueles]

shes not gonna offer it anymore

 

[stfuhr]

How about a boy toy........

 

[carlsuen]

want ur problem solved? send her to me.. HAHAHA!! J/K..

 

[hamstershaver]

i gave her some cawk tonight, that should stop the nagging for a day or two

 

[SoKlueles]

i gave her some cawk tonight, that should stop the nagging for a day or two

 

[KillahBee]

Start throwing twinkies at her, maing.

 

[SoKlueles]

Start throwing twinkies at her, maing.

for the 1000000000000th time, i dont like twinkies

 

[rnch]

beeeez u complainin' or beeeeez u braggin' ?

 

[SoKlueles]

beeeez u complainin' or beeeeez u braggin' ?

i think hes complaining

 

[jenscats5]

I'm not sure who to feel sorry for here....

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm not sure who to feel sorry for here....

 

[jenscats5]

OK - I definitely feel for Klu....

 

[Gymgurl]

I have never knew of a man who complains his gf wanting to much sex

 

[hamstershaver]

I'm not sure who to feel sorry for here....

 

[jenscats5]

Suck it up Hammy & just give her the high hard one.....

Besides - it'll only take, what? 5 seconds out of your day??

 

[StickFigure]

LOL @ this thread!!

Just tell the other two girlfriends that you need some more "space" and give that time to the one that wants your junk 24/7.

 

[rnch]

I have never knew of a man who complains his gf wanting to much sex

mah pernt, mah pernt.......

i thinks the boy beeeez braggin' on hisself.

 

[hamstershaver]

I have never knew of a man who complains his gf wanting to much sex

now you know one

 

[StickFigure]

Not really sure who to feel for here.

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL @ this thread!!

Just tell the other two girlfriends that you need some more "space" and give that time to the one that wants your junk 24/7.

exsqueeze me? what do u know that i dont?

 

[StickFigure]

exsqueeze me? what do u know that i dont?

Oh, hi Klu! I didn't know you were here!

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh, hi Klu! I didn't know you were here!

dont make me red ur ass

 

[StickFigure]

dont make me red ur ass

You love me too much for that kind of retaliation!

 

[SoKlueles]

You love me too much for that kind of retaliation!

lol

 

[StickFigure]

lol

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[feisty11975]

Hammy, get over yourself and give it up and lick the kitty while you're at it!!

 

[hotzie]

Hammy, get over yourself and give it up and lick the kitty while you're at it!!

since hammy isnt here ill take this one for him ......

 

[feisty11975]

since hammy isnt here ill take this one for him ......

Screw you hotzie!!

 

[hotzie]

Screw you hotzie!!

that would make stick cry for years

 

[feisty11975]

that would make stick cry for years

I would never make him cry!!

 

[hotzie]

I would never make him cry!!

i would

 

[feisty11975]

i would

I would not let you!!

 

[hamstershaver]

since hammy isnt here ill take this one for him ......

good work

 

[gotmilk]

Klu still craving the cawk?

Get her an immigrant who can service her

 

[hamstershaver]

Klu still craving the cawk?

Get her an immigrant who can service her

a dildo?

 

[StickFigure]

a dildo?

If Frisky named it it would ba "Roberto".

 

[markshark]

its sad that hes actually fuggin complaining isnt it?
sad

i would trade my life for his in a second.

 

[SoKlueles]

i would trade my life for his in a second.

most normal men would

 

[StickFigure]

most normal men would

Ok, I've made up my mind. I feel for Klu!

 

[hamstershaver]

most normal men would

yawn