HELP!! Drug test in 36hrs!!

[getbig27]

i dont understand u guys...doesnt anyone plan ahead...i have a job that does random testing for drugs especially steriods...although i've never been tested i take powdered urine with me to work every day so that when the day comes and they call me in all of a sudden, i got my clean powdered urine with me to mix with some warm water to give to the fuckers so i can pass the stupid test and they can continue paying me tons of fukin money to juice......PLAN A HEAD !!!

for future reference this is the site u need
www.nu-klear.com

this company also sells a liquid that when mixed with your urine it will clear out any trace of AAS. how do i know? i used some of it on my urine while i was on sust, tren, dbol, anavar, winny. sent it of to a lab and they said the urine was clean, no traces of shit.

 

[REDMACHINE]

I am planning a cycle with pos of NCAA testing in spring, why do you say test takes 8 mos to clear?

Ive heard and read
prop 2wks
undeconoate 1wk
enanthate 3mos
mixes(sust,sost,sten,durateston) 3mos
suspension 3mos

 

[kjmbear67]

thanks nautica.

unfortunately i won't be able to lower my activity level because i
have practice tomorrow. but i will be drinking a lot of water, taking creatine, and taking vitamins.

i've heard that drinking vinegar helps clense out your system. is there any truth to this?

 

[REDMACHINE]

dont understand u guys...doesnt anyone plan ahead...i have a job that does random testing for drugs especially steriods...although i've never been tested i take powdered urine with me to work every day so that when the day comes and they call me in all of a sudden, i got my clean powdered urine with me to mix with some warm water to give to the fuckers so i can pass the stupid test and they can continue paying me tons of fukin money to juice......PLAN A HEAD !!!

NCAA watches you piss in your underware or naked if they want and tests for manipulators and masks....the powdered urine would work great if we can figure out how he can get it in the bottle w/ warm 91-96 degree water..temp and ph tested immediatly.

 

[REDMACHINE]

kjmbear67

Nautica knows his shit about AAS testing.. if he says you need little activity...then say your sick and skip practice....

I play NCAA football too. I know you will say I dont want to skip or I cant skip practice..and normally I belive If you can walk you can play/practice but this is different..In 36 hrs or so your gonna have to piss in a cup and they are going to test it for spikersof AAS and your epi-test ratio. You are stupid if you dont do what ever you can to better your chances of passing and keeping your eligibility and your scholarship...and even staying in school... Dont f**k around with this if you want to keep doing what you are doing...

 

[REDMACHINE]

One of my friends told me if you drink douche yes douche for women you will puke but what you hold down will flush you out so to speak.....dont know if it is true or not but its worth a try , or it would be for me anyways.

 

[kjmbear67]

i think that a douche is just vinegar and water. has anyone else heard about that?

 

[the mechanic]

I am not sure how they test you, or if you are watched ect..........but the method I have used myself with positve results and so have my bros is by using anothers clean urine. We had the advantage of being able to use a controlled bathroom but also not being watched. We were allowed to keep our underwear on, thus able to have a condom of clean piss tucked under our nuts. Keeping the temp up is the main thing, you need to pre-heat it over 98 since it will slightly cool once tucked away. Not the best feeling, but it works...........at the NCAA level, all I can say is good luck !

 

[glower]

testclear.com

testclear.com

i've never used them but they sale drinks and shampoo for urine and hair tests..better get it overnighted..or you might be able find test clearing supplies at a smoke shop...

 

[Dr.M]

There is a fake bladder you can wear inside the leg and the tube goes underneath your snake, forget what site had it, I dont get tested.

Good luck