Help anti doping test! i need to pass

[robph]

hey iron brothers, i got this suprised anti doping test on monday i am on test enat my last shot was thrus is it posible to pass or anyway to make around it! HELP ASAP thanks

 

[mr.nitro]

hey iron brothers, i got this suprised anti doping test on monday i am on test enat my last shot was thrus is it posible to pass or anyway to make around it! HELP ASAP thanks

im going to be honest with ya, I think your screwed. you won't pass.

there might be ways to make the test mess up and need to be tested at a later time. but im not sure if those even work, but one way was I heard was getting an eye dropper bottle and fill it with bleach, tuck it in your underwear and squirt a few drops in your urine sample.

 

[thebleh]

So do they even test for gear if they do a drug test for normal employment (weed/heroin/yay yay/meth)????

 

[Powerbuilder333]

If it's an employment drug test than no, AAS won't likely be screened. If it's for athletic competition (depending on the sport) than yes, that's what they'll most likely be looking for.
Does anyone know for sure if the bleach idea works? And if so will a tainted result be grounds for suspension from most athletic programs?
I've heard that in the early 80's people used Lasix to delute their urine sample enough to pass a AAS test. Does anyone know if that's still a legitamate concept?

 

[Twoguns]

if it was a surprise then you wouldn't have this much notice. Be more specific.

 

[dsh89]

1 week is not enough to clear enethate bro. Sorry to say it but that is the truth. If it a drug screen for employment, you have no worries, it will not come up because they do not test for AAS. However if it is for AAS, sorry bro. Also, some tests you will fail if your urine is too dilute. They test specific gravity.

 

[robph]

its for a sport and AAS is def goin to be tested and also other things like normal health shit, i didnt show up today for the meet but i'll eventually show my face there sometime this week, if i do the bleach thing will it effect my other tests?

 

[Twoguns]

water loading, contaminating sample, blah blah equals failed test

 

[Caper26]

hey iron brothers, i got this suprised anti doping test on monday i am on test enat my last shot was thrus is it posible to pass or anyway to make around it! HELP ASAP thanks

Thats a tuff one. To bad you could not get a clean sample from another guy and set up a small bag and thin hose but would be tough to set up so you would not get caught. I am sure their are people out their passing them all the time with some slick system.

Good Luck!

 

[insanecrazy]

its for a sport and AAS is def goin to be tested and also other things like normal health shit, i didnt show up today for the meet but i'll eventually show my face there sometime this week, if i do the bleach thing will it effect my other tests?

Don't put bleach in your piss bro, you will most likely fail the test. I'm sur they woud notice if you added bleach. Go to loke an Independant Records or someplace that sells pipes,bongs, they usually have stuff like that. They have synthetic urins that comes in a small vial and a little squirt bottle with a thermometer(sp?) on the outside. (temp is measured also) It also has a handwarmed that you can tape to the squirt bottle to mantain temp. Then wear boxer briefs and jock it. When you take your test just flip open the top and squirt some in your cup. Also, I always just take a real piss in the toilet so everything looks as if you really pissed into the cup. Good luck bro, let me know if you have any questions.


insanecrazy

 

[BigPun81]

this is why you don't use long acting esters if you are involved with competitive sports unless you are on the off season or something. next time stick to shorter half life esters.

 

[mm107]

buy the whizzinator ASAP. (FAKE PENIS WITH PISS) get it overnighted...

 

[mammalspod]

I know I'm posting this too late, but an anti-doping test finds synthetic testosterone by a testosterone/epitestosterone ratio. Cyclists beat this test by taking epitestosterone to bring the ratio to under 4:1. Where you find epitestosterone or how much you would have to take I have no idea, though.

 

[AhMadKooL]

I found this table that can come in handy: (Steroid Detection times)
http://www.steroid.com/detect.php

 

[blut wump]

So? What happened? Did the test happen? Did you evade the system or just hang a sickie on Monday morning?