Hello everyone

[HelenSL]

I just joined.

If everyone here is normal i know i will not fit in.

If you like you can visit my website but you may well not like it.

That is about all i have to say for now.

Your scorn, ridicule and general derision and ad hominems are welcome...i'd rather you post them here because my e-mail is continually full and i hate deleting messages. Being a pack rat...

But you can e- me if you like.

I am a stay at home Mom so don't get excited...also i am 5'2" and eat too much so especially now don't get excited...

When the clamours of "get her out of here!!!" have died down (I am banned off 3 other boards so far...) and if i am still here when the dust clears i may tell you what SL is all about.

If you have post on the Secular Web boards you might know already.

yours,
helen

p.s. i am not going to say who told me about this board. I wouldn't want them to get in trouble

 

[HelenSL]

i need a dickshunnary...

i am not familiar with all your terms.

can you explicate them further for me - this 'dirty sanchez' and this 'six-pack'?

i think i need to know a few things about them
a) would it be a neat calorific intake that you do them? I need to know if it will help me loose weight or not...which would depend if it increse my body temperatour as well as involving food because one could override the other of course...
b) could i get AIDS or other STDs
c) will my husband mind (related to b but goes beyond it in personal ways)
d) will i get banned if you do?

if you can help me with those questions then i can give it my best consideration.

i do not expect at all that this 'shrebly' whoever he may be is mod where i am banned. i would be highly surprised if you even know the mods where i am banned. i would be more surprised if you have ever six-packed or dirty sanchezed them but - since i have no dickshunnary of your terms i cannot be sure now can i? Plus i do not know what they do in their closets (for example).

helen

 

[HelenSL]

Well that is fascinating...thank you for explaining.

What would you learn about me if you were to do those things, do you anticipate? I am curious to know. Feel free to share how it has worked in the past...

I have to get read for church now...i will be back in due coarse...

(at that time i think i will need help with a few more definitions...)

yours,
helen

 

[tripleV]

winny have you checkout out her site? Are you sure you want to be asking these questions?

 

[McBainXVII]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i went and had a look at her page ,
hook in bro

 

[tripleV]

you one sick puppy eh?

 

[WODIN]

Reminds me of the kids in the hall..."Thirty Helens"....

 

[HelenSL]

winny fan

I really am touched that you would want to get to know me - not only that but through mean sof these most <ahem> interesting procedures.

However i don't like to puke a whole lot. Also the other thing sounds painful and i have enough pain in my life.

So would you mind terribly if i held off for a while? I'm sure you are a patient person. It sounds like you have a harem of girls to keep you happy so i seem like i would not really add much value now would i?

WODIN

It is interesting to me you quote the Bible

Have you read this: "What Loving God"

I would be interested in your opinion on it. I posted a review of it so you can already read what i thought of it, below the article itself. To be honest i'll be pretty surprised if you like it. But then no more surprised than someone would suggest what whinny fan suggested so...(shrugs)

Thanks to the rest of you for your replies. This is a very busy board, isn't it - wow...the busiest one i've ever been on perhaps. I hope i don't get run over, as it were!!! The traffic is way heavy...

oh i went to church but i didn't tell anyone what whinny fan said. after last week when a guy there said "hey why don't you get these?" and it was a bookstore printout of a page to order Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex - well after the reaction i got when i showed the people in my class those, i thought i just wouldn't mention i was here. know what i mean? LOL

helen

 

[Frackal]

You're fuckin' weird.

 

[tripleV]

wtf????

do you have any interest in body building, training, exercise, diet, anything????? at all related to FITNESS?

 

[Star]

Ahhhh leave her alone. I liked her sense of humor. What you keep getting banned for honey?? Don't worry most of the people at this site have been banned 5 or 6 times from this very board.

Star

 

[Natymike]

I just checked the website, LMAO @ winny fan

 

[gymnpoppa]

Texas Hello

from gymnpoppa....consider it an honor if you do get banned here....seems all of the most popular people get voted off the island here.....then reincarnate themselves in another varmint lifeform........and the remaining vagrants/varmints clamor for their reinstatement and even take government regulated polls for good measure

what is your website's addy?

 

[WODIN]

I have no need to read the meandering dribble of small minded fools.

 

[HelenSL]

frackal

I know i'm weird - didn't i imply as much already???



Someone told me to come here because there are a lot of good people here. Honest. I promise that was what they said.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well whatever

Do i have any interest in bodybuilding? Ah maybe i could get into it Is it hard??? LOL

i do try to exercise but often i would rather be on the 'net so it's tricky ya see...

maybe i am here to help you all attain more fitness of mind and soul LOL

i don't know. the person who invitied me well i hate not to give them the benefit of the doubt. what can i say???

My address for those who are challanged in finding it in my profile or whatever is
http://home.att.net/~shmildenhall/

I am awaiting some more derision. You must hardly have got started yet!!!

love
helen

 

[Star]

Sounds like you are here to preach Helen and If you are make sure it's about Fitness. Bible sounding makes me nauseous. It belongs on your Christian boards not here. If this is not the case then welcome.

Star

 

[Julez]

Hi Helen,

There are a lot of great personalities here, hell, even some of the mods are'nt too bad!

Unfotuantley, there are a (very) few idiots here too, but isn't there everwhere?

Anyway, hope you like the board!

 

[Star]

I am the object of Kewlness. The old Testament makes me violent.

Star

 

[FrankRizzo]

Helen,

Welcome to the nut house.

(I just like it when people come on here and introduce themselves so I can rack up another post for my conquest in obtaining an avatar!)

 

[gymnpoppa]

Star...you seem like a pretty cool chick for a white woman. I agree, by the way. If she's going to preach, we'll drive her the hell outta here within a week.

Won't take that long.....and yep, Star is a VERY cool
Woman.......she can ride with me anytime

 

[gymnpoppa]

Where is

the newbie, and now that you have been here longer than fifteen minutes, please state your fitness goals and life history, sexual preferences, and your wellthought out plans to enhance those....you can refuse, but we'd just have to pistol-whip em out of ya!
Actually I cannot hit a woman or facsmile thereof...so I will call on my ultra-violent bodyguard to handle this heavy work. Star, where are ya?

 

[HelenSL]

Well i hate to disappoint y'all but i didn't come to preach.

The boards I am banned off of are all Christian. Go figure!!!

Oh yeah, it was probably because i preached there too much...LOL

Getting me banned would be the best way to get rid of me because generally i don't leave unless that happens.

or i could get bored i suppose. so far your answers...well they haven't been the best have they?

I mean i am barely entertained so far...

helen

 

[gymnpoppa]

Helen Keller

YOU are too boring......we aren't here to enertain you.....it's your lack of social skills, and shoebox mentality that we feed on....show some sensitivity.....it's like chum in the water roun here!

 

[HelenSL]

LOL...you musta come across me before to know i am irresistably won over by smilies... *grin*

Yes, i was under no illusions coming here...knew i'd be 'bait', as it were

I probably taste like shit - LOL - but...hey, is that my fault??? Ah didn't mekk mahself ya know...

yours,
helen

 

[WODIN]

helensl, being an athiest here is your business, my being a man of God is my business. Let's leave it at that. The Majority of vets on this board simply respect one anothers opinions on the matter.

 

[HelenSL]

You moron Wodin i am a Christian!!! What is wrong with you??? Didn't you read my site for Christ's sake???

Why did you say i was an atheist you brainless piece of dog poop?????????????

sheesh!!!!!!!

helen

 

[HelenSL]

Judge J

I like you

Do you have plans?

*love*
helen

 

[MommaKin]

someone told you there were alot of good ppl here?
so, that's your reason for joining up here?
are you related to Slice of Peach2?
do you live in Texas?
what other on-line boards have you been apart of?

 

[HelenSL]

Ah how kewl that nice butt has showed up on my own thread now Hi Mommakin

Well they're all listed on my site save this one

On Sec Web i have been there since March and have an awesome post count - here is Sec Web
http://www.infidels.org/electronic/forum/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi


People who get banned don't tend to have board longevity...

oh i pretty much rule on CE because no-one else posts there here is CE
http://www.christianityexposed.com/forum/

You probably wouldn't want to know about the Christian one i am not banned off. It seems to be down anyway LOL i bet it comes up and all my posts are lost...whatdya reckon?

Oh re: were do i live - you fool why would i go to church in Illinois if i lived in texas??? *grin* did you forget to look at my site or what???
http://home.att.net/~shmildenhall/

love
helen

p.s. shoot i forgot
www.carm.org

another big (relatively but not as big as this which is HUGE ) Christian one it is easy to get banned off

 

[MommaKin]

I'm starting to really beleive you are for real, Helen. And, I can find the most humour in reality!

 

[WODIN]

My apologies helen, I'm personally an Ishanti Bhuddist. it's a bhuddist sect that believes that Jesus lived and taught in India.

Is that a picture of you on your site? Why do you have a slight adams apple if it is? or is just a "lighting issue"?

just curious.....

 

[HelenSL]

No problem WODIN. Please forgive me for being rude to you also

I don't honestly know the answer to your 'why' - yes it is a photo of me, anyway. On the original home page. The current home page has my whole family.

Mommakin

Yeah i really am for real - LOL. Is that really your butt though. I find that a little irritating if it is

No offense though. As i said i am just - jealous

love
helen