Heather

[jack sparrow]

I just wish I knew how to freaking spell.

 

[heatherrae]

I just wish I knew how to freaking spell.

come on over, cutie. I'll get you and the baby a leap frog learning pad and some phonics books.

LOL.

 

[biteme]

I'm not sure if I got the job or now, and yes, they noticed that I'm pregnant, and I hope it doesn't affect their decision to hire me .

WTF??

 

[jack sparrow]

come on over, cutie. I'll get you and the baby a leap frog learning pad and some phonics books.

LOL.

Can I bring my crayons & coloring books?

 

[biteme]

I feel like I'm in the movie Psycho.

Jack invents Heather to pretend like she's his girlfriend to show that even pencil necked geeks can get hot women... Then he pretends to flaunt it in her face (at a bar, a pic of him putting his face in a girl's boobs) to show that even pencil necked geeks can treat their women like crap and still hang on to them.

 

[jack sparrow]

I feel like I'm in the movie Psycho.

Jack invents Heather to pretend like she's his girlfriend to show that even pencil necked geeks can get hot women... Then he pretends to flaunt it in her face (at a bar, a pic of him putting his face in a girl's boobs) to show that even pencil necked geeks can treat their women like crap and still hang on to them.

Genious eh?

 

[biteme]

Genious eh?

You gotta admit, that's some funny shit.

 

[jack sparrow]

You gotta admit, that's some funny shit.

It was funny as hell when Samote pointed out the misspelling.

 

[bigmann245]

It was funny as hell when Samote pointed out the misspelling.

bro i was rolling all over the place when i read that.... im sorry but that shit was funny.

 

[heatherrae]

Can I bring my crayons & coloring books?

Sure thing. However, only the baby can breastfeed...lol.