lol, u guys crack me up. how about these ones
Leave out legs Larry. The guy with chicken legs who is jacked everywhere else.
Walk around Will. The guy who walks around the gym, visits machines and people, but never does a set.
Cellulite Cindy. The lady with the nastiest cellulite on her legs, but continues to wear those tight black spandex shorts.
Rolls Ronda. The lady with more rolls than a bakery on her stomach, but continues to wear the tight cut off shirt.
Grunting Gary. The guy who lifts 10 pound dumbells, but grunts so loud where the whole gym can here him.
Sweat up the benches Steve. The guy who sweats up all the benches but never cleans them off. Then when u go to wipe them down with a paper towel, you see nasty crap all over it.
Neck workout Nick. The guy who just comes into the gym to look around.
Tossing weights Tommy. The guy who tosses his dumbells on the floor when he finishes his set. He is the bastard that forces me to use crooked dumbells.