Have you masterbated at work?

[fbodyguy02]

Be honest.

I have rubbed one off in the bathroom stall before.

 

[c00per]

I try not to as it is hard to drive and make all the stops when the passengers are ringing the bell.

 

[Frisky]

I plead the 5th

 

[fbodyguy02]

I plead the 5th

Let me smell your fingers!

 

[Frisky]

Let me smell your fingers!

I wash often

 

[fbodyguy02]

I wash often

I can lick the pussy residue from underneath your finger nails.

 

[eat big]

Fuck no.

 

[Frisky]

I can lick the pussy residue from underneath your finger nails.

lol

im speechless

 

[fbodyguy02]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Erzulie again.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

For you catholics, the next time you are in the confessional, think about what the priest is doing on the other side LOL.

I love polishing the prophet in the confessional.

 

[Frisky]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Erzulie again.

Im all out too!

btw.. love the grill

 

[Frisky]

For you catholics, the next time you are in the confessional, think about what the priest is doing on the other side LOL.

I love polishing the prophet in the confessional.

I quit catholic

 

[BrothaBill]

wrong forum
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=34

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I quit catholic

So did I LOL

 

[fbodyguy02]

Damn I must be the only sick fuck who likes to crank it off at work...

 

[swole]

I can lick the pussy residue from underneath your finger nails.

omfg this is officially the absolute worst case of e-flirting i have ever read in my entire time from being on the internets

 

[Frisky]

So did I LOL

it wasn't really wine... pissed me off

 

[alien amp pharm]

I do about every other day, then I have to take a nap afterwards because it makes me tired.

No wonder I never get any work done around here.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

it wasn't really wine... pissed me off

Blame that on the priest and the altar boys. The priest lets them drink the wine to loosen them up, then it's naughty naughty time LOL

 

[swolenole]

Damn I must be the only sick fuck who likes to crank it off at work...

You are not the only one..

 

[Frisky]

Blame that on the priest and the altar boys. The priest lets them drink the wine to loosen them up, then it's naughty naughty time LOL

"Mamma's don't let your babies grow up to be alter boys"......

 

[mrdeeznuts]

many times when i had a cubical....

my one secretary loved to watch and sometimes help out.

also i did not have a door on my office like i do now

 

[cyrex]

Be honest.

I have rubbed one off in the bathroom stall before.

Yeah I did a few weeks ago. I had a Test shot the night before and I was walking around with a hardon ALL fricken day and it was getting to be a pain so I went in the bathroom and rubbed one off. It was more or less a self medicated procedure.

Back when I was 16 and working at an office doing some DB analysis for a very small company I was the only one in the office quite often for 3-4 hours at a time and I was 1 horny mofo. I'd go to the bathroom 2 or 3 times to rub one off every now and then. It didn't help that the secretary that worked there was a complete milf.

 

[Gymgurl]

I have once or twice...

 

[BigCracker]

I prefer sexy sheep as opposed to flying solo.

 

[GOLUAN]

me me me

 

[Raina]

Yes. Regularly. How are you supposed to make it past 2 without a little afternoon O?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Yes. Regularly. How are you supposed to make it past 2 without a little afternoon O?

marriage proposal #2,458,921.5

 

[Whiskey]

Yup

Whiskey