Gum when I was 6 from the supermarket
An Eddie Bauer shirt from the mall when I was 16. Actually started to wait on line, it was long as hell and there was no sensor so I just left. (got away)
Used to do fake returns and voids on a daily basis when I worked at CVS. Quit before anything was ever known.
Stole a belt from Banana republic my first week there because I forgot one at home and my pants were falling down and had no money on me.
Never stole as a manager in anyway though at any company.