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and when someone notices it, you tell them it's just the fake plastic shit; so they go pick it up and they get shit on their hands?
Have you ever shit on the floor
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friend of mineshit himself once in a drunken sleeping stupor.
was in MOS school down in camp pendelton. we were living in a squad bay. he went out and got drunker than shit on Ladies night. he fell asleep sitting on the floor, feet up against a wall locker. bout 3am, i'm up, and i walk past him and all i smell is shit. then he woke up. he gets up, walks around in front of someone else's bed and starts pulling down his pants to take a piss. as he does this, a pile of runny shit falls out of his pants and onto the floor. then he starts pissing on the floor. he does this with his ass turned towards someone, who woke up to see a shitty ass in front of him.
i made him clean it up immediately afterwards. stunk up an entire squad bay.
the next day, we all kept walking up to him chanting "poopa poopa ca ca ca."
year or so later, i'm his roommate, and i brought it up when a bunch of us were getting drunk one night. he turned beet red and had to leave the room.
was in MOS school down in camp pendelton. we were living in a squad bay. he went out and got drunker than shit on Ladies night. he fell asleep sitting on the floor, feet up against a wall locker. bout 3am, i'm up, and i walk past him and all i smell is shit. then he woke up. he gets up, walks around in front of someone else's bed and starts pulling down his pants to take a piss. as he does this, a pile of runny shit falls out of his pants and onto the floor. then he starts pissing on the floor. he does this with his ass turned towards someone, who woke up to see a shitty ass in front of him.
i made him clean it up immediately afterwards. stunk up an entire squad bay.
the next day, we all kept walking up to him chanting "poopa poopa ca ca ca."
year or so later, i'm his roommate, and i brought it up when a bunch of us were getting drunk one night. he turned beet red and had to leave the room.
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Gambino
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i shat on the floor once in a druken stupor...it was in a apt building and others knew about it, though (thanfully) they didn't know it was me...
Buddy_Christ
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now i'm thinkin bout all the screwed up shit this dude did...........
we went to a party one night. everyone was completely lit. good party. me and a buddy parked our motorcycles on some firm dirt bout 50 feet from the house where they couldn't be seen so they wouldn't get sat on, knocked over, etc. so i pass out next to my bike at 3am. buddy wakes me up at 630 and says "let's go." we ride back to base.
i get back to my room, open the door, and i see a trail of clothes leading to the bathroom. i'm wondering what i'm in store for knowing my room mate (who was also at the party, dunno how he got back to the barracks). i follow the trail to the bathroom. as i walk in, i can see his feet from under the stall. i start askign him what he's doing, but no response.
push open the door to the stall and he's sound asleep, leaned over, head is 6" off the ground. took me 2 minutes to wake him up, slapping the shit out of him and pushing him around. he finally wakes up. asks me where he is. i tell him. then starts to stand up, looks down, and says "hey maaaaaaannnnn, where's my clothes?" i start ordering his naked ass out of the bathroom, but he swears he has to piss. so i leave.
10 minutes later i go back in to check on him. he's passed out sitting backwards on the shitter. slept there for an hour and a half. dumbass.
i've got a picture of it somewhere.
we went to a party one night. everyone was completely lit. good party. me and a buddy parked our motorcycles on some firm dirt bout 50 feet from the house where they couldn't be seen so they wouldn't get sat on, knocked over, etc. so i pass out next to my bike at 3am. buddy wakes me up at 630 and says "let's go." we ride back to base.
i get back to my room, open the door, and i see a trail of clothes leading to the bathroom. i'm wondering what i'm in store for knowing my room mate (who was also at the party, dunno how he got back to the barracks). i follow the trail to the bathroom. as i walk in, i can see his feet from under the stall. i start askign him what he's doing, but no response.
push open the door to the stall and he's sound asleep, leaned over, head is 6" off the ground. took me 2 minutes to wake him up, slapping the shit out of him and pushing him around. he finally wakes up. asks me where he is. i tell him. then starts to stand up, looks down, and says "hey maaaaaaannnnn, where's my clothes?" i start ordering his naked ass out of the bathroom, but he swears he has to piss. so i leave.
10 minutes later i go back in to check on him. he's passed out sitting backwards on the shitter. slept there for an hour and a half. dumbass.
i've got a picture of it somewhere.
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