Have you ever been standing

[Lumberg]

in front of the fridge, dropping a big pinch of shredded cheddar cheese into your mouth, and then fart, and then as you're eating the cheese (you can't move or else you'll spill shredded cheese) the fart smell wafts up and basically ruins your midnight snack?

Cos, uh, this dude, you know, the dude that no one likes, he told me that happened to him.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

WTF? why the hell could not move? Can you chew gum and walk?