Has your employer ever caught you using gear?

[rtnhrtnh]

I've got a conditional job offer from an intelligence agency, so I'm wondering how many non-military employers actually use tests (pre-employment/spot check) that can reliably pick up steroids (oral/injectable/topical/magical).

Has your employer ever caught you using gear with a test? Ever gotten in trouble for it without failing a test? Let's hear your stories. I imagine we're all pretty interested in the results.

-RT

 

[slat1]

I would clean out my man.... sounds like a good job!

 

[riverrock]

Last year, my employer pulls out me contract with "Any employee who uses non prescribed drugs is liable for instant dismissal" underlined. I get the "Are you taking steroids" interrogation. As if I was going to admit to it. So, the prick wants to know why my shoulders have become massive all of a sudden and why I am outgrowing my suit at 26 years old. I told him it was down to secretive traiing methods and Nitro-tech. That ended that!! I bet the clown went and bought some Nitro tech himself and 18 months later...is still waiting for results! Don't work there anymore anyhow, and don't miss it either!

 

[yomama]

Last year, my employer pulls out me contract with "Any employee who uses non prescribed drugs is liable for instant dismissal" underlined. I get the "Are you taking steroids" interrogation. As if I was going to admit to it. So, the prick wants to know why my shoulders have become massive all of a sudden and why I am outgrowing my suit at 26 years old. I told him it was down to secretive traiing methods and Nitro-tech. That ended that!! I bet the clown went and bought some Nitro tech himself and 18 months later...is still waiting for results! Don't work there anymore anyhow, and don't miss it either!

What a dick, you shoulda told him you were using creatine. My boss asked me once if I was taking stroids (after my first cycle), I was like "no". Steroids are for losers, I dont take that stuff.

 

[mikebzt]

Last year, my employer pulls out me contract with "Any employee who uses non prescribed drugs is liable for instant dismissal" underlined. I get the "Are you taking steroids" interrogation. As if I was going to admit to it. So, the prick wants to know why my shoulders have become massive all of a sudden and why I am outgrowing my suit at 26 years old. I told him it was down to secretive traiing methods and Nitro-tech. That ended that!! I bet the clown went and bought some Nitro tech himself and 18 months later...is still waiting for results! Don't work there anymore anyhow, and don't miss it either!

I know in the US he could have gotten miself in Deep $hit if he pulled that out. Thats harrassment

 

[Illuminati]

should have told him that you have been doing Pilates.

 

[riverrock]

It was total harassment alright. I should have asked him "And are you attending Dickhead classes"!! Problem here in Britain is we're not properly trained as kids how to stand up for ourselves and take no shit!!

 

[small but working on it]

Last year, my employer pulls out me contract with "Any employee who uses non prescribed drugs is liable for instant dismissal" underlined. I get the "Are you taking steroids" interrogation. As if I was going to admit to it. So, the prick wants to know why my shoulders have become massive all of a sudden and why I am outgrowing my suit at 26 years old. I told him it was down to secretive traiing methods and Nitro-tech. That ended that!! I bet the clown went and bought some Nitro tech himself and 18 months later...is still waiting for results! Don't work there anymore anyhow, and don't miss it either!

That sir, is some extremely funny shit. made me laugh out loud!!!!!

 

[Slyder190]

I've never made a habit of shootin up at work. I have taken D-bols with me though.

 

[rtnhrtnh]

Man, if bosses did that over here, we'd all be able to afford lifetime-sized cycles from the hellstorm of litigation that would follow.

Regardless, the statistics seem to be stating quite plainly that nobody ever gets tested. Good to know.

 

[GoFastMan]

should have told him that you have been doing Pilates.

LMAO!

 

[riverrock]

Its funny, but I never even thought about it as harassment, but it was really. Harassment was the name of the game in that place. He even rang me up at my cousin's wedding wanting to know if I could come in for a few hours once!

 

[ManOfArms]

Last year, my employer pulls out me contract with "Any employee who uses non prescribed drugs is liable for instant dismissal" underlined. I get the "Are you taking steroids" interrogation. As if I was going to admit to it. So, the prick wants to know why my shoulders have become massive all of a sudden and why I am outgrowing my suit at 26 years old. I told him it was down to secretive traiing methods and Nitro-tech. That ended that!! I bet the clown went and bought some Nitro tech himself and 18 months later...is still waiting for results! Don't work there anymore anyhow, and don't miss it either!

I had a boss who was on the Atkins diet and pretty much every diet that has been a fab for the last ten years, but never lost any weight. I would have honestly given this guy some good advice but he was too much of a prick for me to care. Anyhow, one day he made a little accusation that I was juicing, with a little coat of humor, trying to play it off as he wasn't serious. Back then I was much younger, leaner, and pretty cut up, all without ever touching gear. I guess some people will never accept that just because they can't loose weight everyone else around then who is lean and in good shape must be on something. What a fucken dumb ass.

 

[ManOfArms]

should have told him that you have been doing Pilates.

...or eating bull balls. I bet you anything he would go out and buy 10lb worth. lol

 

[romoranger]

where is the "my boss and I planned my cycle" button....i am still looking for it....