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Have you ever gone to a friends house, or maybe their parents house for a function or to help them move furniture or something, and you sit down in their living room and think "man, i'm hungry", when you see a dish of some exotic looking nuts on the coffee table. So you take one and realize that although you don't know what they are, you DO know they are the most delicious food item you've ever eaten in your whole life, so you decide you'll take a small handful and sit back and enjoy them while you wait for your friend.
then you take another handful cause you are really hungry now and they are taking forever and you ARE there to help your stupid friend's parents and they havent' offered you even a glass of water. plus, why put the bowl of nuts out if you don't want people to take them.
so then you sit back, with the bowl on your lap, looking around at their tacky artwork of paint splattered canvases that any piece of trash can get at a starving artists sale, while you just go at that bowl of wierd nuts cause you really don't know how long this move is going to take and you are so damn hungry.
then you realize you've finished the whole bowl so you put it back on the table but you realize that it now looks so obvious that you ate them ALL since now the only thing on the table is a white dish with crumbs and salt in it, so you pick up the dish and decide to put it in the sink- so at least if you're going to look like a glutton, at least you look like a polite, neat one, but then you realize you have to walk past the bedroom your friend and his parents are in to get to the kitchen so instead you hide the dish under a couch cushion.
have you ever done this?
then you take another handful cause you are really hungry now and they are taking forever and you ARE there to help your stupid friend's parents and they havent' offered you even a glass of water. plus, why put the bowl of nuts out if you don't want people to take them.
so then you sit back, with the bowl on your lap, looking around at their tacky artwork of paint splattered canvases that any piece of trash can get at a starving artists sale, while you just go at that bowl of wierd nuts cause you really don't know how long this move is going to take and you are so damn hungry.
then you realize you've finished the whole bowl so you put it back on the table but you realize that it now looks so obvious that you ate them ALL since now the only thing on the table is a white dish with crumbs and salt in it, so you pick up the dish and decide to put it in the sink- so at least if you're going to look like a glutton, at least you look like a polite, neat one, but then you realize you have to walk past the bedroom your friend and his parents are in to get to the kitchen so instead you hide the dish under a couch cushion.
have you ever done this?
