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Has Nature Boy ever dated a woman, your thoughts please...

vixenbabe said:
I'm willing to guess he's had his share of women....

He's toooooo sexy for his glasses too!:D
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you are correct.

women regularly throw themselves at me, offering me all 3 of their orafices for me to do as I please. Some creative women offer to bore holes in their bodies to offer me more than 3 holes. One poor gal from Allentown PA drilled a hole in her brain to get my attention. She died shortly afterward, but I still appreciated the gesture and for that I had sex with her mom.
 
The Nature Boy said:


One poor gal from Allentown PA drilled a hole in her brain to get my attention. She died shortly afterward, but I still appreciated the gesture and for that I had sex with her mom.
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Need I say skull fuck?
 
The Nature Boy said:
Some creative women offer to bore holes in their bodies to offer me more than 3 holes.
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Kinda reminds me of a joke I once heard....The reason God made us ladies with the two holes below....So guys can carry us like a six pack of beer!
 
vixenbabe said:


Kinda reminds me of a joke I once heard....The reason God made us ladies with the two holes below....So guys can carry us like a six pack of beer!
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That doesn't work nearly as well as you might think.
 
The Nature Boy said:
.....women regularly throw themselves at me, offering me all 3 of their orafices for me to do as I please.
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And yet with all that charm and charisma, you remain single. It's a mystery.

:D
 
I dunno...I'm sure he has been at a place where women were present. Guess it depends on your definition of "dated". If him lurking in the bushes stalking some female jogger counts then he has probably had several meaningful relationships. However, if the woman involved has to consent to the date then I kinda doubt it. Though I could be wrong....
 
The problem here is monumental and to solve this could lead to winning the nobel prize.
First we would have to prove that Nathan is in fact human.
Secondly, if human, we would have to determine whether to classify him as a man, woman or hermaphrodite or any combination of those three.
The possibilities are endless.
 
I dunno...somebody told me that NatureBoy is HOT....








oh yeah...it was Hannibal and Project who told me that.
 
Temple01 said:
I dunno...somebody told me that NatureBoy is HOT....








oh yeah...it was Hannibal and Project who told me that.
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so you're saying that hannibal and project aren't good judges of hotness?

spatts saw me, and through the constant gagging and vomiting whenever she looked at me I'm pretty sure she said I was hot.


and ffactor, please pay attention. this thread is about me, not nathan.
 
The Nature Boy said:


so you're saying that hannibal and project aren't good judges of hotness?

spatts saw me, and through the constant gagging and vomiting whenever she looked at me I'm pretty sure she said I was hot.


and ffactor, please pay attention. this thread is about me, not nathan.
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Well, you would have to send me a pic as I am the ultimate judge of HOTNESS but I do recall Spatts saying something like you were "kinda cute". Hannibal and Project were absolutely salivating over the thought you, though.
 
The Nature Boy said:


so you're saying that hannibal and project aren't good judges of hotness?

spatts saw me, and through the constant gagging and vomiting whenever she looked at me I'm pretty sure she said I was hot.


and ffactor, please pay attention. this thread is about me, not nathan.
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What I was hoping you would pick up is that since you are dating Nathan the burden of proof lies on what species Nathan belongs to. Idiot.
 
That all depends. If by "dated" you mean "fucked in the anus repeatedly until time started to turn around and go backwards" and by "women" you mean "really really gay men", then I'd have to say, yeah, sure why not.

Also, I am enjoying how this thread has turned into one about me. i like that. KEep up the good work.

Moreover and furthermore, Nature Boy packs ass.
 
I drove past the Nature Boy's house one day...there was a line a women that extended around the block waiting to meet him...

Maybe he was handing out free samples? :confused:
 
Temple01 said:


Well, you would have to send me a pic as I am the ultimate judge of HOTNESS but I do recall Spatts saying something like you were "kinda cute". Hannibal and Project were absolutely salivating over the thought you, though.
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well all that proves is that Hannibal and Project have excellent taste and spatts needs to get some glasses or some lasix eye surgery.


toga- if you got a good look those women in line were mad as hell. There were so many angry women with torches and pitchforks I then knew what frankenstein felt like when they did whatever they did to him at the end since I never read the book or saw the movie.
 
Has NB ever dated a woman? Are you kidding me? The Nature Boy INVENTED the phrase "Fuck 'em and flee!" Unlike those of us who are less lucky, he's never HAD to date a woman to get his!

JC
 
The Nature Boy said:


well all that proves is that Hannibal and Project have excellent taste and spatts needs to get some glasses or some lasix eye surgery.


toga- if you got a good look those women in line were mad as hell. There were so many angry women with torches and pitchforks I then knew what frankenstein felt like when they did whatever they did to him at the end since I never read the book or saw the movie.
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Yeah, no question Nature Boy is a sexy bitch.

Especially when he's out in public, and throws out wrestling catchphrases. The women FLOCK to him then. Throws out an "Oh, you didn't know?!?", and they run over.
 
joncrane said:
Has NB ever dated a woman? Are you kidding me? The Nature Boy INVENTED the phrase "Fuck 'em and flee!" Unlike those of us who are less lucky, he's never HAD to date a woman to get his!

JC
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Hello Mr. Fartybreath!! HAve you been hiding from me or did you just put me on your ignore list.
 
spatts said:
Make no mistake, spatts knows you're a hottie.
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does that wink mean you're kidding or does it mean you want to hold hands?
 
spatts said:
It means that the first words I heard out of your mouth reeked of intelligence, and you were tall, dark, and handsome to top it off, with those ultra intelligent looking glasses, and a great physique....and did I mention how attractive "smart" is?

I was being sincere. You'd be a great catch for anyone.
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wow. thanks spatts. that was very very nice of you to say that. and for once I'm being serious.
 
I think we're the same vintage NB, 29?

We share alot of things in common, but i think it's our mutual interest in log cabins that could have something to do with our single status.

You woulde have thought most women would love the white picket fence, log cabin..........
 
vixenbabe said:




I may have to change my image of you....The halo around your head is now tarnished BTW....:)
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Okay, okay, I admit it...I didn't really try to pick her up at the time.






I had a halo?
 
spatts said:
The good looking guys always are...they know they can get whatever they want. Admittedly, that's his only downside. ;)
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oh please, you know I'm not all cocky like that. I'm as insecure as anyone else. just better looking. j/k
 
TheProject said:



I had a halo?
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HALO ??
HALO???

did somebody say Halo?
Did i hear Halo?

Xbox???

I love Halo!
 
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