Has anyone else....

[jnevin]

..not even started their Christmas shopping yet? Christ! Why do I do this every year. Leave work, end up parking in Idaho the fucking lots are so full, wade through the poopy diaper smell in the sea of children popped out by the Mormon moms that can't keep track of their 15 kids. The mall is 95 degrees and packed like a subway. Cheese dicks with plastic hair trying to sell me a new cell phone at every kiosk, that fucking honey roasted nut smell everywhere, no I don't want a "yield to the princess" custom lisence plate frame for my girlfriend! $1,500 later I've got a ton of shit that no one needs, feeling like I got ass-raped by the hot chick at Aveda spending $120 on the full body care thing-a-di-doo for my GF. The only reason I bought the shit is because her tits were popping out in my face. (I said it, I'll admit it.) I think next year for the hollidays I'll be Jehova's Witness. Rant over, have a nice day.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ha Ha Sucks to be you..

 

[jnevin]

Ha Ha Sucks to be you..

Yes... yes it does. I get to go back later today and buy more shit. Jehova's Witness man. Jehova's Witness.

 

[Dial_tone]

I bought everything online except one....and that was a mistake.

 

[biteme]

Fuck Christmas shopping. It's all commercialism now. I buy for my daughter only. Everyone is get's a "Merry Christmas."

 

[jnevin]

I bought everything online except one....and that was a mistake.

Which part was the mistake? I've thought about the on-line shopping, but looking at things on the screen don't look the same as in the store. I may have to swing back to Aveda today. MMMMMMMM boobs.

 

[jaded]

LOL. have fun...the malls and parking lots are so freakin packed.

 

[jnevin]

LOL. have fun...the malls and parking lots are so freakin packed.

I'll probably have to park in your driveway. Worst part is the kids. I like kids, but dayum! Why do they have to have so many? And poorly behaved. They just run around wild, knocking bags out of people's hands, and the exhausted moms just have that Prozac induced glazed over look in their eyes. Have mercy on my soul...

 

[gonelifting]

I bought everything online except one....and that was a mistake.

Why? Did you not get your packages yet? I love buying shit online but often wonder about that. I waited 3 months or so for a ladder from Amazon.com once.

 

[EnderJE]

I bought everything online except one....and that was a mistake.

Yeah, the blow up dolls always look better online...

 

[jnevin]

Yeah, the blow up dolls always look better online...

No shit!! The real doll I got turned out to be a midget. I'm goint to write a scathing letter to thier customer service department.

 

[jaded]

I'll probably have to park in your driveway. Worst part is the kids. I like kids, but dayum! Why do they have to have so many? And poorly behaved. They just run around wild, knocking bags out of people's hands, and the exhausted moms just have that Prozac induced glazed over look in their eyes. Have mercy on my soul...

lol...

 

[EnderJE]

No shit!! The real doll I got turned out to be a midget. I'm goint to write a scathing letter to thier customer service department.

Really? They just send a friend a taiwanese slave doll. The bad part was that she brought her family. He was up all last night blowing her up...her brother...her mother...her grandmother...etc

 

[jnevin]

Really? They just send a friend a taiwanese slave doll. The bad part was that she brought her family. He was up all last night blowing her up...her brother...her mother...her grandmother...etc

I just listen to the "Lollipop Kids" song from "The Wizard of Oz" as I make her head bob up and down.

 

[Dial_tone]

No, shopping online is great. I couldn't find a parking spot at the mall.

 

[jnevin]

No, shopping online is great. I couldn't find a parking spot at the mall.

What sites are good? Just use common sense and look for stores' web sites? Or are there good sites that have good deals? And does the Aveda site have that girl on it? Gawd!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I haven't started my Christmas shopping either....

 

[jnevin]

I haven't started my Christmas shopping either....

I feel for ya bor. At least Utah isn't as bad as when I lived in Philly and had to go to the Gallery. But there are so many KIDS here. Fucking 21 year old hotties that already have 4 kids & married. I shit you not. They... are... everywhere.