HappyScrappy

[naturally anabolic]

hold me

 

[HappyScrappy]

put your shirt back on and I might.

I'm so selfish.

 

[naturally anabolic]

but i thought you liked my fur coat!

 

[HappyScrappy]

but i thought you liked my fur coat!

is that what that was?

and now for something completely different

how was Boston?

my rash is still okay, but the ointment smells really badly - I sure hope that sour cream and onion ointment that you said I should try works, because it sure is embarassing.

 

[naturally anabolic]

boston was a blast could only have been better if your witness protection self had made a cameo apperance.

 

[HappyScrappy]

boston was a blast could only have been better if your witness protection self had made a cameo apperance.

lol - well, that is mere speculation.
it was good without me, so why wreck a good thing?

 

[Freak Show]

i once held in a fart too long. not good.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i once held in a fart too long. not good.

how was it bad? doesn't it just back up into your system and either reabsorb or wait for another time?

I hate holding in farts.

the worst is when you hold in a fart and then finally try to let it squeak out, but instead it blasts out, or worse yet you just shit your pants.

 

[naturally anabolic]

i prefer the flame method for fart removal....with a blowtorch

 

[the nature boy]

I farted in a plastic bag one time. But I don't remember where i put it so I really wasn't able to determine the half life of farts.

 

[slickdadd]

one time a friend of mine was in the passenger seat of my car. he proceeded to fart into a long poster tube and cover the far end. He then lined the poster tube up with my face and blew into the other end and all of the fart was totally captured in there. I am still amazed to this day. Oh..... and i almost wrecked.

 

[Freak Show]

how was it bad? doesn't it just back up into your system and either reabsorb or wait for another time?

oh yeah its waiting and now its pissed off. i fear for my well being and that of those close to me.

 

[Y_lifter]

Nothing defines RELIEF like holding in farts all during your first date.
Then, the relief after dropping her off and getting back in your car and letting loose with an Ahhhhhhh...

 

[Bullit]

or worse yet you just shit your pants.

Since when is this a bad thing?

 

[slickdadd]

Nothing defines RELIEF like holding in farts all during your first date.
Then, the relief after dropping her off and getting back in your car and letting loose with an Ahhhhhhh...

Oh my god i know!!! After of course eating out the food gives me merciless gas and truly, the second she shuts the car door you can hear a symphony playing a triumphant piece in which i let loose.

 

[casavant]

Nothing defines RELIEF like holding in farts all during your first date.
Then, the relief after dropping her off and getting back in your car and letting loose with an Ahhhhhhh...

Man, that is so true.

 

[vinylgroover]

A fart that is held in becomes a smelly burp.

 

[casavant]

A fart that is held in becomes a smelly burp.

Man, your GI tract must be considerably shorter than mine.

 

[vinylgroover]

You implying i've got bad breath?